Line em up 🔪

It’s August now but hi - some ole crusty warder

Who do I need to stab around here to get a hello?

Dreadlords, baby! 

Maybe off of LOA? Probably not, but hello. 

As long as they’re active ghosts? Lol

Somebody @Jason

Wait. I can do it. lololol

Jason, you ghot ghosts! 

Oops. >_<

Congrats, Lessa!!!

What a delicious loo - 

Um, an adorable baby! 

One strange thing I like to - *gets smacked by the PG-13 sign* 

Uhm...

I *don't* like steak. So there's that. 

I used to eat cinnamon graham crackers and salsa. And grilled cheese with lemon juice squeezed on it while it was cooking. 

Wonderful recap!!! 

Well, I went to JCon! Didn't stab Leelou, though I had a couple of chances. 

I will be in New Orleans this weekend! And then idk if I'll work on Halloween or not. But I'm considering dressing up as Eddie Munster. 

I know I've heard of so many, but I can't think of them right now! 

Alright, some late voting for last month due to me being bad.

1. "Barm trying to fit in with the kids these days."

2. "A real pic of Eddie's attempt to infiltrate the Black Ajah."

3. "Adella is trying to show that she is still hip since her return to DM."

You have one week! 

Don't forget to post your caption for this months picture in your Factions.

Check your messages for your personal birthday pho - uhhhh, message.  

Happy birthday, you beautiful woman! 

*yells at his leg and stabs it repeatedly*

In my rotatoes! 

>_>

<_<

*goes to reread pages he missed* 

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

OH NO. THAT WAS ACCURATE

Turin is scum, y'all. That is obvious.

[v]Turin[/v]

Your wish has been granted! You find that everything starts going your way and you have never been more happy. 

That is, until everything goes wrong. Your dog dies and you get a cat, only to find out you're deathly allergic to them and have to immediately give it up. You stub your toe every time you walk, even if there's no furniture around. On the way to work/school, you see your best friend get hit by a bus full of elderly ladies heading to Vegas. 

Then, as you chase their body being dragged by the bus, another one hits you. 

*saunters in and shoves his wand in Shad's mouth and shouts "BOMBAROONIO!" but nothing happened*

Huh

*shuffles up close to Elgee where no one can see where he puts his wand and shouts "VIBRATANIO!" but again nothing happened besides a slight whimper from Elgee*

This thing is useless. 

*looks down to the key stone and points his wand at it, shouting "Wingardium Leviosa" as loud as he can*

Ayyyyyy [v]Charis[/v]

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D for Dar'Jen please!