I'd like to introduce you to a concept called cameras. I won't though.

Scooping your eyeballs out with a spoon and taping them to the cat will do it too.

That is what they want you to think.

Ghost spiders. Ghost spiders everywhere

No, I sent those spiders to haunt you.

Indeed, and since the ones with the least brains tend to die fastest, along with the slow and fat people who can't outrun them, clearly I'm fantastic, intelligent, fast, fit. It is good to be me.

It took me a minute to figure out what you were even talking about. I have no idea why they picked me for that award.

Naw, I cleaned them last year. They are great.

Gross.

Arm & Hammer brand? *Uses his arm to hammer Ireond*

*Force-feeds reyler the slug*

An impressive doctor if he did the transplant himself.

He got his ears transplanted from an elephant.

LOUD ENOUGH?

Saw a place called Roadkill Cafe. Encountered some roadkill within minutes of driving past. Should I have told them so they could add it to their menu?

A space ship or a sea ship?

I think soybomb is broken.

That is a great comic. If you find yourself in it do let me know.

What. That doesn't even sound dirty.

The person above me is lying since everyone knows she's more dominant than any male and more likely to scent-mark her territory.

The person above me is likely to express shock and / or dismember me for posting here.

And the rest were smart enough not to become dreadlords.

Andrej - Not so sure that that last picture passes our rules, would prefer it if you removed it.

Hax - I didn't realise graduating was a thing you would ever do. Congrats!

I really enjoyed the first four books, thought the last three weren't very good, but loved how he ended the series.

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