i just wanna be someone else really

 

so i can play with your mind and stuff

You can play with my mind anytime you want to regardless of what person you happen to be at the time.  I was someone else once then I found out they wanted to be me.  Couldn't decide for the longest time where I would end up.  But, here I am!  Spammin away and lovin every minute of it!

I thought he wanted to be a Panzer tank

That was Patton...only on Fat Thursday.

The person above me probably knows what a LULZ is  :D

The person above probably has a very nice looking signature (that I can't see because it's blocked)...just like the nice avatar that Reyler let me use...can't see squat.

I declare an official game of SPAM tag.  Last one "it" has to clean up the mess I made trying to drink like a teenager.

The person above me is IT!

Yup.  The person above me is correct.

They were telling about SPAM on the History channel the other day.  Quite informative but inappropriate for this thread.  Anyway, that was the eating kind, not the kind I enjoy here as often as I can.

The person above me will have wrinkles and saggy flesh someday...

Unless you enjoy mounds and mounds of SPAM each day!!! ;D

The person above me has been watching ole Gramps moon the moon!

The person above me will be old, too, someday (sucks to slow down).

I, Gwampy, do hereby swear and declare that I don't care.  Loki or Redfern.  Boy or girl.  Curly hair or no.  I'll always be grateful to the most excellent spammer who created this exceptionally beautiful thread for me.  May we enjoy many socially acceptable hours together spreading the spam that this world surely deserves.

* raises mug for an elderly gentleman to sexually undecided friend toast *

Cheers!!!!

* sucks down the mug of ale in one gulp *

* pukes it back up all over the clean floor *

* frowns apologetically *  :(

the person above me made me laugh in the 3000 year thread!!!

The gwampy above the red above me forgot to do the person above him thing.

Baddd gwampy!!!   No green spam for you tonight!!!

* shaking head *

* shuffling feet *

But, the symbol says girl.

"Loki has beautiful curls".

:-\

the person above me was thrown off the scent. Loki is pretending to be a girl.

:o

WWWWWHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!

:o

Boys will be girls and .... L  O  L  A  !!!!

The person above me changed her sigy... :'(

Hope it wasn't something ole gwampy did  :-\

The person above me thinks I'm a gangster...

No self-respecting gang would let me join...

I'm too "straight".

The person above me has a new "female" symbol. ;D

The person above me likes an old poopyhead!  ;)

* catces every last drop *

BBBBBbbbbbbbbbbUUUUUUUuuuRRRRRRRRrrrrrPPPPPppppp!!!!  :o

skusme!  :-[

Did you think I took the night off?  Nope!  Been over visiting the Tinkers.  They said they'd like a story.  Since they made me their Honorary Gleeman, I put a little something together.  Check it out if you'd like to!  Me?  I gotta go #1!!!

The person above me posted on Friday the YOU-KNOW-WHAT !!!  :o

The person above me should be logging off soon for a nap.  I'll be going home.  Then there's tomorrow.  Friday.  The last day of spam for 9 whole days (2 weekends, 5 work days vacation).  :(

The person above me smells like lillac...spring time lillac blossoms...heavenly powerful odor...attractive to bees...fills the entire room... ::)

I really was not trying to flirt...kinda sonds like it now that i read it again...just trying to say something nice for a chage...'cause tomorrow is Friday the you-know-what...don't need no bad vibes floatin round Fiddles, eh?

The person above me is very understanding.  :)

The person above me smells like lillac...spring time lillac blossoms...heavenly powerful odor...attractive to bees...fills the entire room... ::)

Gramps, we're gonna miss ya, ol' sausage!

Still gotta "work" tomorrow.  ;D

MMMMM..

My Place!!!

There's fruit punch at MY PLACE!!!  ;D