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GrandpaG

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  1. I can supply the apology if the person above can supply the tomatoes and/or stocks.

     

    TO WHOMEVER I MAY HAVE CAUSED ANY KIND OF INCONVENIENCE WITH MY THOUGHLESS SPAMMING OF SO MANY DIFFERENT THREADS WITH MEANINGLESS GARBAGE JUST BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE TIME TO SPAM PROPERLY, I DO HEREBY SINCERELY APOLOGIZE AND OFFER MY EXISTENCE IN FIDDLESTICKS AS A STATIONARY TARGET FOR WHATEVER YOU SO DESIRE TO CHUCK AT ME WHILE I AM SERVING MY PENNANCE FOR SAID OFFENSE AND FOR WRITING SUCH A LONG WINDED APOLOGY...sorry. :-[

  2. * throws first brick into the air *

    * throws second brick into the air *

    * throws third brick into the air *

    * waits *

    * all three bricks strike squarely in the temple *

    * simultaneously *

    * lays unconscious for a while *

    * finally recovers slowly *

    Nope...that ain't gonna work. :(

  3. Potatoes and eggs, potatoes and eggs, my favorite dessert is potatoes and eggs.  Breakfast or brunch.  Dinner or lunch.  Cook em up quick.  Serve em up hot.  Just gotta have em...potatoes and eggs. ;D

     

    (yes, I just made that up...can you tell?)

  4. My girlfriend used to say that at the drive in movie (in my young and dangerous days).

     

     

     

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    Realized after I posted that I was in the person above game...had my mind wandering around somewhere 35 or so years ago.

     

     

    The person above still has my tounge in her gullet so I've been using an artificial one to talk with...still can't swallow.

  5. * starts to return the gesture *

    * notices more than ample bosom...better not pat there *

    * nicely padded bottom?...nope...off limits *

    * top of head?...too childish *

    * shoulder?...not friendly enough *

    * handshake?...NOT! *

    * closes eyes and leaves it up to chance *

    Let the patpat land where it will!

    * doesn't get slapped...doesn't hear any screaming *

    * breathes a sigh of relief *

    Sometimes, you just gotta trust your luck!  ;D

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