Just saw weather forecast: snowy and cold all over!

Time for hot choc!

Hows the throat Ayla?

 

What do you call a man with no shins?

tony

 

that took me a while

That's how 'good' that one is!

What do you call a man with no shins?

tony

What do cows have for breakfast?

Moooo-slie

*stands still and looks innocent, whistling, whenever suspicious cat looks suspiciously at her*

Which is all the time!

*rattles round the front if th BT, trying the gates every so often*

Mark the llama!

Aka Mark Lamarr!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006wqj3

that did not make me feel better, therefore is not a swear word

plummy plumming plums of plumminess

plum-plums is NOT a swear word

Accordian to recent surveys, words replaced by musical instruments will often go unnoticed in a sentance.

heres the other one

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Not spicy, just tasty!

I bought two eggs at the supermarket today.

It seemed excessive carrying them out in separate baskets.

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Haha, I like that one

I have lots more like that!

I went to the optician today, and said I can see 7 years into the future.

He thinks I have 2020 vision

*throws llama blankie over llama-Ayla*

Llamas in the sea???

Gets some water wings to give to he llamas.

There, floaty llamas. Let's call one of them mark

Nana-pus yay!

Wot you juggling? Jelly fish? Nanas? Ice cream?

*gives ayla throat sweet*

*and ice cream*

i know the problem, youse in the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Not spicy, just tasty!

I bought two eggs at the supermarket today.

It seemed excessive carrying them out in separate baskets.

(

With peppers and baby corns, and other veg and chicken

Yumyumyumyumyumyum!

Have just had Thai red curry

 

bwrw – to rain

glawio – raining

dafnu – spotting

pigo – spotting

glaw mân – drizzle

gwlithlaw – drizzle

brasfrwrw – big spaced drops

sgrympian – short sharp shower

cawodi – showering

arllwys – pouring

tollti – pouring

dymchwel – pulling down

brylymu – pouring very quickly

llifo – flooding

towlud – throwing

taflu – throwing

hegar law – fierce rain

lluwchlaw – sheets of rain

chwipio bwrw – whiplash rain

pistyllio – fountain rain

curlaw – beating rain

tywallt – absolutely bucketing

stido – thrashing down

tresio – maximum intensity

Mae hi’n brwr hen wragedd a ffyn – It’s raining old women and sticks

From Sue Clifford and Angela King (ed.), Local Distinctiveness: Place, Particularity and Identity (London: Common Ground, 1993), p. 19.

'raining old ladies with sticks' is my favouritist weather saying!

Never heard it outside welshy Wales!

Have just finished, eyes not quite working after reading for two days straight!

Feel generally happy and satisfied, knowing how it ends, looking forward to rereading at a much slower pace!

Really pleased that there were a few more interesting ways of using gateways: not just the step through kind!