Narg understands. Trollocs difficult to work with.

Always shouting. Hitting. Fighting.

Sometimes eating trollocs!

Best to find pretty flower, or tasty treat for them. Then when they look, smash head and stick in cookpot.

That easy. Put them all in cookpots. You might need to bring other Shadowspawn to help.

If cat is too scrawny for you, put in neighbor's cookpot. Or you could just move cat, but cookpot more fun.

Narg suggest work hard for the Dark One. Her anger not pretty. Or you could be devious and try get away with it. 

Narg love pets. Pets taste good. Narg say put it in the cookpot. Then it no follow you anymore. 

Me Narg. Me Trolloc. Me have advice column. Ask me for help with decisions and me will tell you what to do. Me give good advice.

Narg need to leave now. Narg be back with more advice sometime. Bye.

Narg smart. Narg understand Math class. Maybe Narg can be tutor? PM Narg, we talk.

Narg say ask them if you should put them in cookpot. Maybe they get hint. If not, put them in cookpot. Narg make delicious stew. 

Give small person big drum. Wait some days. Take drum away. Now they pleased at level of noise.

Narg say check for fingerprints. Put them in cookpot. 

Me Narg. You might know Narg is advice colom… coulum … Narg give advice.

You have problem, Narg tell you what to do. Tell Narg problem.

Narg help with choices, too. You need to make choice, Narg help you decide.

Narg give good advice. Try and see.