Oh, won't we have fun with you.

I might be tempted ;D

You're not that simple. I note your cunning and slightly humourous adaptation of "Veni, vidi, vici."

I call your bluff, sir.

I don't think I've revived anything. I came, I saw, was called a dick on my first outing, I'm gettin outta here!

Would you prefer to be stabbed? We can do that too!  :D

You weren't too looking, you weren't good looking enough.

*fiddles with reyler's quote and giggles*

That's not a word. I shall ignore it.

Yummy

(I'm not here)

I'm paying for it with cigarette money...does that count as a present?  ::)

 

Maybe a present to myself of a few extra years of existence by exchanging smoking for exercise?  ;)

 

Better get off my butt and get busy assembling.  :)

*waves shyly at Gwampy*

Banned for hypocrisy.

Banned for being a flamingo

The disintegration of the crusty dried sweat on her body.

Ooh meesh baby  :-[

Are you suggesting that Kadere is dirty?

Crack's not PG-13.

banned for not being PG-13

Is horse a euphemism?

You must be embarrassed.

egg

I dislike the way the last few threads of page one are the top few on page two. It's inefficient.

piglet

The person above me thinks of life as a really rotten oyster.

Why? There's more interesting things to listen to.

Ow.

*covers ears*

eeee.

*winces*

The person above lost a roofie

The person above me lacks the ability to say no.