do I get some too? :D

ok, fine, 30 points for the winner. *nodnodnod*

ah...

women can be such trouble... :(

thankee

*eats the pie*

*throws the crusty bits at apoc*

whichever is easiest for you :P

*wails*

It's not supposed to be like that!! :cry:

*supplies the ribbon*

anyone can play, even Far. :P

Apoc, just replace all the censored words with words of your own to make a strangely humorous letter to me. :D

put in words to replace those I have censored.

There are two categories.

In the first, replace each *CENSORED* with any word you like, and the funniest completed entry will get 15 points. Put each new word in stars, *like so*, so I know which ones you have changed.

In the second, replace each *CENSORED* with the same word, and the funniest will get 10 points.

This is Far's complaint, if it is difficult to tell:

From: Far Dareis Mai

To: cosmicpanda

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:52 am

Subject: Complaints-WARNING: you asked for it, and I let you have it!

Alright, this is *CENSORED* up.

First, there are *CENSORED* dates on the *CENSORED*. So *CENSORED* have no idea how old a *CENSORED* *CENSORED* is, and now *CENSORED* risk looking like *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* by *CENSORED* on a *CENSORED* halfway down our *CENSORED* *CENSORED*, if it hasn't been active in *CENSORED*!

Taking it a step *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* really hate how *CENSORED* now have like a 100 *CENSORED* capacity on the *CENSORED*, and so *CENSORED* have to sort through 50 *CENSORED*, just to *CENSORED* to one.

AND- *CENSORED* should *CENSORED* come back to these *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* see a lot of *CENSORED* roaming around *CENSORED* that don't go to the *CENSORED*, and *CENSORED* think it will *CENSORED* them. Especially when all of the *CENSORED* tasks are *CENSORED* on the *CENSORED*, and most of those tasks involve them *CENSORED* coming BACK to *CENSORED*!

*CENSORED* still *CENSORED* about *CENSORED* *CENSORED* from posting...since nowhere is *CENSORED* specifically stated anywhere how many *CENSORED* can be *CENSORED* per *CENSORED*..unless again *CENSORED* missed it, and if *CENSORED* did, then *CENSORED* should create a *CENSORED* way of communicating these *CENSORED* to *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* mean, do *CENSORED* gain *CENSORED* from *CENSORED* on *CENSORED* on our *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*? Or only *CENSORED* *CENSORED* on the *CENSORED* *CENSORED*?

*CENSORED* rarely see the *CENSORED* rule *CENSORED*, when *CENSORED* see the rule *CENSORED* all the time, and though *CENSORED* couldn't care less what is *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* do care if a *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* some of the things that are *CENSORED*.

It really *CENSORED* *CENSORED* that it takes *CENSORED* for the *CENSORED* *CENSORED* to be *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* understand that *CENSORED* are *CENSORED*, but if *CENSORED* can't be *CENSORED*, pass it off to *CENSORED* who *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* see *CENSORED* on the *CENSORED* that *CENSORED* there all day and spam *CENSORED* *CENSORED*. And *CENSORED* imagine they would be just fine keeping things *CENSORED* properly. For example, *CENSORED* was *CENSORED* *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* posted it and everything. Did the little *CENSORED* *CENSORED* by my *CENSORED*? Nope. *CENSORED* was *CENSORED* into the *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*, and left there. The *CENSORED* of *CENSORED* last *CENSORED* wasn't even *CENSORED*.

Along with that, *CENSORED* hate how *CENSORED* can take huge *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* be *CENSORED* to *CENSORED* their *CENSORED*. For example: *CENSORED* took *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* to finally *CENSORED* down. It *CENSORED* *CENSORED* for *CENSORED* to be *CENSORED* *CENSORED* the *CENSORED* *CENSORED*. *CENSORED* has been *CENSORED*, and *CENSORED* has been gone (though now *CENSORED* is *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*), and again, *CENSORED* know *CENSORED* *CENSORED* in the *CENSORED*, but if *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* going to be on *CENSORED* longer than a *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* *CENSORED* from *CENSORED* *CENSORED*, give it to someone who is *CENSORED* to be *CENSORED*, and when *CENSORED* get *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* *CENSORED* way back into the *CENSORED*. *CENSORED*, or *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* being *CENSORED* makes things so *CENSORED* and things really start to get *CENSORED* and *CENSORED*. *CENSORED*...

*CENSORED* hate how *CENSORED* does nothing to *CENSORED* the *CENSORED* every once in awhile. Each *CENSORED* is really *CENSORED*, but when you get the three *CENSORED* together, *CENSORED* *CENSORED* each other--which is how it is supposed to *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* get it...but *CENSORED* feel like we should do something more to make *CENSORED* feel more like *CENSORED* *CENSORED*, instead of three units. For example, when all of *CENSORED* *CENSORED* the *CENSORED* *CENSORED*--that was awesome, because *CENSORED* had to work together to reach the same goal. The only other time *CENSORED* remember *CENSORED* *CENSORED* joining sides was when the lame *CENSORED* came by and did that *CENSORED* without *CENSORED*.....

Well, *CENSORED* sure your ears are *CENSORED* by now so *CENSORED* will *CENSORED* the rest *CENSORED*...can you believe there is *CENSORED* *CENSORED*??!!

Oh yeah, one more thing: Am *CENSORED* the only person *CENSORED* *CENSORED* completely *CENSORED*? *CENSORED* makes me want *CENSORED* *CENSORED* jump out in front of a speeding *CENSORED*...*CENSORED*. That will be *CENSORED* unconstructive, mean-spirited complaint.

See ya *CENSORED*!!!

yea, some of the stuff wasn't appropriate to release in public, especially the very last word, hence the overcensoring... :P

*writes in his diary to murder pukah some time*

maybe after lunch... hmmm... *considers*

I sent roka one once...

dunno if he got it :P

ok, Far wins :shock:

well, I'm still getting entries....

let us see if anyone can top Rai's one. Or perhaps Far's one.

Or even Ata's interesting one concerning Spaniards.

poor DO. :P

eh, 'twas pretty tame

>.<

not that I need many more from you, Far :P :? :cry:

*complains*

I only got two!! :(

Why are there no PMs complaining about stuff?

As BA Head, I expect some. :evil:

The best complaining PM will get 5 points

As a variation on that exercise, try buttering the cable first :P

yay :D

*marks it down in personal scrapbook*

That is approximately the five hundredth time I have been killed here. :shock:

Benny boy!

you'll possibly kill me? :(

*acts stubborn*

*munches bubblegum*