*pixelizes the sun*

HA! Get through THAT, radioactive rays!

*puts pixellation over my entire body*

I don't want yall to get too jealous. 

What? Why on earth would you fight it? The punishment gets you closer to a recruit! 

Just do the fine. Everybody's doing it!

SPOT-FINE!!!

*ignores the goosebumps*

Still nothing... >.>

*tosses back the rest of his wine before grabbing the wookiee*

Let's go!

It is impossible to "toss" wine without some spilling! 

For spilling brew, which includes wine, you must do the following:

Since you already saw the bad example from a Recruit, you are in similar company. You must go to Naertho's welcome thread in each Regiment and make him feel welcome!

Nope, the get-out-of-jail-free cards have officially been rescinded! 

We're an army... we break recruits in by trial through fire!

*evil cackle*

Bad, bad recruit!

ok, maybe the fact that spilling brew is an official recruit task makes you not so bad after all, but shhhhh we don't want anyone thinking I have a soft spot here!

This is getting out of hand! Do I need to wear the pink loincloth to get you all to start behaving???

I think he is hallucinating as a sub-concious way of dealing with the trauma.

I think Footy would be ok with it, because it is HIS pink loincloth!

*points to the framed loincloth above the bar*

wait.... again?

*deftly puts Brid into an inescapable trap*

Mua ha ha ha!

I graciously offered to replace the missing kegs of MG Brew, thanks to an ample personal supply when Corki carelessly lost his keys. For a price anyways.... ;)

The type of god-modding I hate is stuff like 

*deftly slips the foxhead medallion off of _______'s neck, then channels and holds him in place*

Basically an action that precludes any chance of reaction. There are obvious exceptions (fondly remembering the Band's Lawless Day...), but it take the fun out if one person suddenly decides for everyone that they must be the only one in control.

I actually enjoy "getting out" of things... in my mind, having to be darn clever in a fight is what makes it fun! Rather than taking the easy way out and throwing a chair and knocking them out, it is fun to try to find a way that can't be gotten out of.... or getting out of something like that as well.

So, Jea... no offers for replacement kegs?

I could sell you some of my extra if you need to vamp up your supply....

We got ahold of Corki's keys several years ago and I made off with several kegs, and I have kept careful track of exactly how many pints I've had or given away since then. 

It's been fun, though God-modding and denial of said god-modding is probably signaling the end for me. I did, however, like one user's definition-- that god-modding begins when your post influences the other member... *shoots at XXXX with an arrow* verses *shoots and hits XXXX with an arrow*

Although it cannot be enforced, I believe I have a possible solution... someone who knows Tina well should be given temporary authority to issue her a spot fine requiring her to extend her visit by at least 10 more posts. *nods*

I was in the Cavalry when I witnessed the horror that is the creation of Bandy.

That said, I still love Bandy, even though I'm an Archer, and even though Bandy is outright disgusting when you ponder its ingredients, just like cottage cheese tastes great, but is disgusting to think about what it really is made out of.

It is for your own good, AJ. The water will prevent the hangover you get from the keg I'll give you when I get around to getting to my stash.

Well, to be fair Tina, coming from someone who used to be a darkfriend Asha'Man, you could always just claim you are killing the trollocs that belong to a rival Chosen! 

*passes AJ some water*

Well, Tina, we make fun of other Regiments, brawl a lot decorate ourselves in awards to boost our self esteem, kill trollocs, train to shoot and stab things in our Archery Schools (flash games), and tell fanciful tales and recommendations from our experiences in traveling, eating out, and listening to music.

I think that about sums it up in a nutshell, but there is a lot more to it!

That depends... do you like stuff that tastes great, even if you don't want to know where it came from? 

Welcome to our home!

tis an old-fashioned spelling here abouts.

Wow.... I have never seen No-one hyphenated except for in turn-of-the-century literature or older, much like to-morrow (and before that, "to morrow" or "on the morrow." I like it, so lazy writing does not turn out "noone," apparently the antithesis to "midnighte."

I lived on a small Navy Base once... we had a McDonalds and a decent BX, but mostly we were within driving distance to Oceana where they had real food.

I"m from Portland, Oregon :3

I live about 10 feet west of Gresham, so I'm technically in Portland. Moving to Milwaukie though in August, if everything goes as planned... since I grew up elsewhere, I can be honest in claiming that it really is Portland, even if locals won't admit it.

Tired! And hungry and thirsty. I keep telling myself... two months until summer... two months until summer.... (when the semester ends)

Hey, I'm just doing my part to ensure there is a generation to pay my retirement!