*points at a random infantry member*

he did it!

Or that the firework is actually a piece of dynamite.

My wife crochets. I made a pot-holder once... started out as a baby blanket for my sugar baby in 6th grade (similar to "egg babies," but you lug around a sugar packet instead of an egg). It was a disaster!

Those are pretty good! The required topic of the sacredness of brew is a bit of a stretch until the last line... but since the verses are of a good quality, I'll go ahead and say Spot-Fine fulfilled!

*gasps at cindy*

SPOT-FINE!!!

You spilled it! You spilled BREW!!!! For violating Band Law, cindy, you must find the Jak o' the Shadows thread, read the instructions (in the first post), and write your very own two verses! Your topic is to be regarding the sacredness of brew.

I am very partial to sweet potato... fries.

Just make it the kind of gutter whose drainage pipe is covered then!

No! Stop drinking Tay's Brew! (I spiked it with her favorite vintage of retro Infantry Brew... you know, the one with Lazy's socks...)

Brid, you know... maybe we could just start a fan club then. One Groupie, and a bunch of clubbies. I've always thought my head looks small anyways!

Well, you could apply to be my Groupie, but I've heard the application takes a while to process through my various secretaries! 

Well, for my lovely Bonded, I've got one MG Brew, straight from my Super Secret Stash! Drink up while my limited supply is open! You can also drink to her status as my Groupie!

*serves Tay an MG Brew*

Anything to keep a criminal hydrated enough for rehabilitation! ;)

Oh, I'm sure you broke some law or another. You are a repeat criminal offender, after all!

You probably deserve one, Brid!

Cindy, if you hold Brew so sacred, you will fit in very nicely here!

*AHEM*
 

nicana, for spilling brew, you are hereby given punishment in the form of a Spot-Fine! To practice how to handle brew without spilling, you must only drink water for the next three days. Every time you post in a bar, inn, tavern, or other establishment, you must drink some water.

Since I'm a nice RAL, I'll give you a freebie just this once, but don't forget, you must drink water, which you did not just do!

She can't escape my watchful eye!

If? 

Ah, but having your own supplies would not help! Part of her fine is that water is the only thing she is allowed to drink for 3 days... if she drank from a personal stash, she'd have another spot-fine!

Don't break the law and get caught! Don't worry... learning about Band Law is part of Recruit Orientation. :nods:

She is drinking water due to a spot-fine.

Keyboards always make the best beds.

Even worse though... babies one they learn how to walk/escape, making you have to set the computer down every few minutes! The toddler stage should be even more fun as well...

ummm.... I blame Dice.

Hey, all I saw was brew being swallowed, but with a cloth instead of a glass as its vessel. TGlems should be commended for his exemplary efforts in preventing spillage!

Maybe another pink one, but dipped in the Infantry latrine...

Calling a spot-fine official is just fine. Now, it actually being official, that is an entirely different debate!

Well-done. *nods* 

And yay for internet!