Friends, are you tired of having to nail or tie things together? Tired of having to throw out broken dishware and tools?
Try
New
Warder Bond Adhesive!
Guaranteed to last for life, Warder Bond is a handy new tool around the house.
Seals breaking?
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Unsightly creatures coming into your house?
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Aes Sedai snooping around your house?
You're on your own. But use Warder Bond on anything they break!
Caution: Warder Bond can be hazardous to your health. Use as other than directed may lead to madness and desires to walk into the Blight. Caution should be used. Do not inhale Warder Bond. Avoid touching anything after using Warder Bond until after you have washed your hands. Makers of Warder Bond are not responsible for family or pets being stuck to buildings or trees. Please direct any complaints to Ter'Angreal productions, 1 White Tower Place, Tar Valon.
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