Today's funny feature is brought to you by the blog incorrect-wot-quotes, which combines quotes from various media and applies it to corresponding events or characters in the Wheel of Time.

First, a couple Game of Thrones crossovers:

"I am the blood of the Dragon."

-One of Rand’s kids, probably

"When you play Daes Dae’mar, you win or you die."

-A saying in Cairhien

"A Trakand always pays her debts."

-Elayne Trakand

For anyone who is a fan of the NBC show Parks and Recreation:

"Nynaeve is the best, but she’s 25. When Nynaeve was born I was already a Warder, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her."

-Lan

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

"Towards the end of the Second Age, the Bore was drilled. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

-Any Third Age historian

Of course, some Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

"It’s mine! My own! My Preciousssss!"

-Padan Fain

"An Aes Sedai is never late, nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to."

 

-Moiraine, probably

"In a hole in the Pattern there lived the Great Lord of the Dark. Not a nasty, dirty hole— In fact, it was not a hole in any physical sense of the word, but considering the limitations of your minds I’m making do."

-If The Hobbit had been written by Ishamael

And a few random ones that I just had to include:

"Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn."

-Lews Therin, to Lanfear

"Call me Ishamael."

-Ishamael (x)

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!"

-Ishamael, at the end of any of the first three books

"I’m sick of these motherlovin’ Black Ajah in my motherlovin’ White Tower!"

-Egwene

That's all for now! Again, all of these quotes are from the blog incorrect-wot-quote. I hope you've enjoyed; Happy Holidays!