The Craig's List/EBay Humans for Hire

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Brief-Safe-Travel-Security-Hidden-Contents-Wallet-Passport-Protector-/360672498448?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53f9c19310

 

 

Brief safe... a secret storage place for money and passports that no one would want to touch.  Why?  Because it looks like tighty whiteys with a skid mark on them!!

 

 

if that was a service I would soooooooooooooo give it to the tighty whities....

 

however...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

So, I found a job that looked like it was someone offering help for Barm. 

 

http://houston.craigslist.org/grd/3822397188.html

In the small text on the Craigslist screen, it looked like it said "Looking for Barm Help."

 

I was Robbed! 

 

Here's the text of it: 

 Looking for Barn Help (Hockley)

Looking to hirse someone for a barn assistant job. Duties will include but are not limited to : cleaning stalls (around 30), feeding, grooming (this includes clipping and bathing), saddling, fence work and more. Please contact if you are interested. Must have horse experience. Looking to hire ASAP!

 

 

yeah, baby

 

perfect.

 

ambiguous, open ended contract, desperation dripping from every pore...

 

the Great Lady of the Dark shall have this minion.  and she shall whip its eyes till it... 

 

erm....  

 

both hands on the keyboard, both hands on the keyboard...

 

congratulations, Mistress Moon, you have pleased your Mistress by proxy.

[LilyElizabeth]

So, does that make Moon the winner?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yes, yes it does. 

[LilyElizabeth]

Then we'll have to give out points, won't we? 

 

25 points to Moon for winning the Humans for Hire game

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... as you wish.

 

though th honor of pleasing you should be it's own reward.

[LilyElizabeth]

Well, this is true, but I am a generous mistress. 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you hold the leash lightly and lovingly, and only punish us for our own betterment. it's true.

 

*grovels at you beneficence *

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ooooh, more better than points, a badge of honor.

 

mistress moon, for your fine human hunting, I present you