Jokes

[Panchi]

What are the funniest jokes that you ever came across? Share them in this thread. (One joke per post)

 

1. Son: Why do you send me to school?

Mother: So you can stand on your own feet.

Son: But teacher only makes me stand at the back of the class

[Panchi]

2. Teacher to student: Go home and learn the alphabets

Student goes home and asks his father to teacher him. Father replies, "Can't you see I am busy"

Next he goes to his mother. She said, "First throw the garbage"

After that he goes to his brother who was acting Superman and saying "Superman"

Then he overheard his sister saying to her boyfriend,"Not today darling, maybe tomorrow"

 

Next day his conversation with teacher-

Teacher: Say the alphabets

Student: Can't you see I am busy

Teacher: What are you doing?

Student: First throw away the garbage

Teacher*angry*: Who do you think you are?

Student: Superman

Teacher: I am taking you to the Principal

Student: Not today darling, maybe tomorrow

[Panchi]

3. Earth is getting hotter and hotter each day

 

 

Is she trying to impress jupiter or what

 

 

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