Guest Emperor Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 I don't even need to tell you who to vote for. Plus I look better in a two piece swimsuit.
Paityr Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 I call for disqualifying Empy on the grounds that he will invariably create 37 new accounts just so he can vote for himself. Besides, everyone knows that casting a vote for me is like having the most intense orgasm of your life. If you don't believe me, just try it for yourself! Also, I hear that Empy likes to pull the whiskers off of kittens in his spare time. Remember the kittens: Vote for Paityr!
Guest Majsju Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 You know, even though that kitty looks all fluffy and über-cuddly, it is actually Satan reborn, so pulling it's whiskers is a perfectly reasonable treatment. Unless you're into the whole business of worshipping Satan of course. You hera that, voting for Paityr means you are worshipping Satan!
Paityr Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 Maj, whatever Empy promised you to take his side, I'll double it.
Guest Emperor Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 OOOO, an early lead for Empy. *goes to get people to vote*
Guest Emperor Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 ACK, there is a traitor in our midst. Who else would vote for Paityr???
Guest Majsju Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 Well, as you may notice above, Paityr is trying to buy votes. Question is what he's supposed to pay with, I thought hippys took pride in not owning much more than a funny-smelling old pipe... :lol:
Guest Haxorsist Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 I feel tricked. I only got a mediocre orgasm. :(
Guest Emperor Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 Excellent... and Paityr's fantasy team lost. Such a good week so far!
Guest Yveva Posted September 28, 2006 Posted September 28, 2006 Kar, you're a dirty rotton liarpants. Unless there's something between you and Empy I don't know about (and likely don't want to know about either!)
Paityr Posted October 3, 2006 Posted October 3, 2006 All right, we'll call it a draw. *nods* Cuz those cool graphics I made to promote me count for at least 2.5 votes each. *looks shifty*
Guest Emperor Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 You are so humble after your 38 point week :P
Guest Emperor Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 I found this skeevy picture of Paityr online... Don't vote for him:
Guest Yveva Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 Ok, I admit it, I voted Empy... you know, for the orgasms.
Paityr Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 But you didn't even try my orgasms! *pouts* You never try my orgasms. *pouts more* Besides, all Empy did was find a stupid pic on the internet and post it here. A baboon could do that. At least I took the effort to manipulate the pics I posted, demonstrated mad skills that chicks like. You know, like computer hacking skills, bowhunting skills, nunchuck skills...
Guest Emperor Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 I just want to say, I have wanted to reply to the last few messages many a time... but I hold my tongue and see where you two go with this :)
Guest Yveva Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 But, though he may not have created it himself, Empy's was more complex to create I'm thinking. and Pait, last I heard, you were in Alaska, where the women are scarce and the bears are scared.... Besides, your wife might get jealous.
Guest Majsju Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 Last I heard, Paityr's wife ran away with a bear, because Paityr wasn't man enough...
Guest Emperor Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 Yeah his wife might get jealous...... empymightgetjealous..... What?
Paityr Posted October 5, 2006 Posted October 5, 2006 ok, this almost as bad as getting picked last for kick-ball. Not that I ever experienced that humiliating, um...experience. *looks shifty* I'll simply justify these results based on the fact that I've been AWOL for so long that nobody who is presently here (besides my bondmate and one other mystery person) truly knows the joy that comes from liking me more than Empy. *nods* That's got to be it.
Guest Emperor Posted October 5, 2006 Posted October 5, 2006 It is also on the SC board so people are bound to be biased. If I didn't love me so much, I would vote for you Pait.
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