Honeymoon

[elffern]

And pirates and ninjas , oh my.

[reyler]

One of those things is stupid, and the other one is pirates. It is the law.

[elffern]

Have you thought about taking up preaching? I'll Be the choir . Together we will answer the important questions like 'was Jesus Mexican and are we all saying his name wrong?' and 'can evolution be proved by the existence of mystery meat?'

[reyler]

I can't; I've always disliked the word "frock".

[elffern]

That a relief, i can't sing anyway, childhood incident with a pineapple you see. *shudders*

[reyler]

I had an employer once who had a BB lodged in the bone under her cheek. She didn't even know it was there until she had x-rays done for something completely unrelated.

[Locke]

How do you get a bloody bunny lodged in your cheek?

[reyler]

If she knew that, it wouldn't have been a story.

[elffern]

They have to come from somewhere... And manufacturing is a lie. Henry ford was just a time traveller and brought those cars from the future

[reyler]

Then he invoked a paradox because cars sure don't look like that no mores nope nope

 

Also time travel is stupid and don't let SD tell you different.

[elffern]

Your black is showing. It looks watermelony. And fashion. It's a circular thing cuz people are lazy.

[reyler]

Goddammit Dragonmunted and your broken goddamn coding

[elffern]

Heh. Dragonmunted. That sound uncomfortable and erotic at the same time.

[reyler]

Or Druggiemount. Or whatever else I feel like calling it whenever the forum software does something dumb.

[elffern]

Dragonmewl when it's being suitably pathetic and playful?

[reyler]

I can't say I've run across that particular experience.

[elffern]

Then clearly you should have gone sliding with the crying man.

[reyler]

Ew, men *durstn't approve*

[elffern]

But but... they taste just as good as women. All pie is good pie.

[reyler]

Not by the Rock's definition of pie.

[elffern]

Fine, lets go all Tim Minchin about this

[reyler]

I would have been okay with pastrami, personally.

[elffern]

Its n unicorn flesh

[reyler]

Mia Farrow could do with a good devouring anyway.

[elffern]

Meh I'm greedy, I'll eat anything