Honeymoon

[reyler]

INACCURATISSIMO *punches you in the throat again*

[Ireond]

Vocal Chord Massage?

[reyler]

From a certain slant of light.

[Ireond]

Careful, I saw in a movie once, this guy?, he passed his hand through a slant of light and like, arrows or darts or something? They wooshed by in front of him.  He almosted died

[reyler]

Yeah, I guess you probably wouldn't know that song anyway.

[Ireond]

Nope. Not ringing a bell.  Still, I think I hit a fair bit of most of your references.

[reyler]

"A Certain Slant of Light", by Canadian band The Tea Party, not to be confused with the reactionary political movement.

[Ireond]

How about that Undertaker match tonight, eh?

[reyler]

Are you kidding? That's sixty bucks!

[Ireond]

I luck out then..  never really knew how much it costs, I have a tech buddy that buys it and throws a house party for spring.  I'd say come over next year, but it'd cost you more to get to Florida than to buy your own showing.  

[reyler]

*shrug* Mus' be nice to have friends out there in meatspace.

[Ireond]

Sorta.  There tends to be a hell of a lot of awkward floating around too, so I stick to the outside edges and hope it floats by

[reyler]

But scuttlebutt has it that Punk/Taker was the best match of the night, so there's that.

[Ireond]

Oh yeah....  Punk was playin the heel real hard.  And when they hit the table and it didn't break, everyone in the house thought something went wrong...

[reyler]

It probably did, to hear tell, and it apparently resulted in Punk's leg going wrong.

 

I wouldn't have taken you for someone who likes wrestling, but I probably would have said the same about me. People on sites like this with their plastic swords and dress-up clothes like to look down on fake fighting. Me, I just hate wrestling fans.

[Ireond]

I pretty much only liked the Undertaker matches so far.  Caught wrestlemania last year and this year.  Other than that I don't go out of my way to watch wrestling, but I can enjoy it for the intricate ballet that it is.  I'm sure I watched some of the older stuff when I was younger, but I don't really fanboy about things if I can help it.

[reyler]

Well, it's really just a particular subset of wrestling fans that I hate. In a general sense, the ones who cheer for heels and refuse to admit that the Attitude era of the late 90's is long over.

[Ireond]

Ahh.  Yeah, don't think I've ever run into any of those fans.

[reyler]

You don't have to run into them. Just watch one of the shows; they're swarming all over the audience. They're the ones that cheered CM Punk for pouring what were ostensibly supposed to be the ashes of Paul Bearer all over the Undertaker.

[Ireond]

  Ah? I only saw the replays they did right before the match.  I did enjoy the fact that he was hamming it up a bit, and clearly having fun, but mostly because I knew he'd pay for it.

[reyler]

They're the ones that don't seem to understand that you don't show your appreciation of a heel's good heel work by cheering, you show it by booing them. Some people just seem to take an active pleasure in trolling semi-interactive storytelling.

[Ireond]

Yeah. Well, there's always the wanna be bad guys.

[reyler]

I advise the human race to go extinct.

 

On the subject of rasslin, how's your match going?

[Ireond]

Don't know just yet.    I feel the need to watch clips and listen to the announcers currently.  Not sure if I want to go full on descriptive or if I want it to be more like a radio broadcast describing the action, and letting the readers form their own pictures..   

[Ireond]

Who would be the announcer of announcers for wrestling matches?