Honeymoon

[Toy and Minion]

|breaks it in half|

 

Crunch-atize that!

[Toy and Minion]

Hmmm...If camouflaged undergarments were fused with the shell of a turtle, perhaps then I could rule the world...hmm...it's worth trying.

[Toy and Minion]

BUMP

[Thorum]

Empty cars separate seventeen and rabbits

[Toy and Minion]

Actually, "and" separates those two.

[Myndrunner]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT

 

THIS IS THE POINT

 

*makes out with Mog*

 

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That's your point?  Really?  Why don't you have a seat, right over there....I'm Chris Hansen with Dragonmount NBC.  Do you know how young Moggy is?  Just what are your intentions with her?

[Toy and Minion]

Trust me, mynd, you don't want to know.

[Dragon21]

I don't want to know either that is just unlAWFUL

;D

[Toy and Minion]

Indeed!

 

|swings mynd around until he pukes|

[Myndrunner]

Well, we do have her chat log here.......reyler, what is this "soup" that you keep telling this underage girl that you wish to throw her into? 

 

[Toy and Minion]

It's a soup that she's been making since she arrived at DM.  It contains just about everything.

[Dragon21]

What is this DM you speak of?  ;D

[Thorum]

It's Dick Menace

[Myndrunner]

We know what "soup" is perv code for, Mr. DSage.  Now, we have proof that reyler sent pictures of what appears to be a roast beef sandwich to Moggy, who is a minor.  She also wishes she could "come visit down under".....what does this mean?

[Toy and Minion]

It could mean multiple things, but you'd have to stick around for another six hours or so to find out the truth.

[Thorum]

and even then you wouldn'" t find it out

[Dragon21]

worth trying though...the truth may set Moggy free

[Thorum]

IN six hours, it would be half past three. I've only slept 4 hours for the three last nights, and have a solicitation tomorrow for which I have to leave at nine. I won't stay up.

[Dragon21]

so where are you?

[Thorum]

Flanders.  I live where the square is now if you pressed the link.

[Myndrunner]

Coming up on To Catch a Spammer......we will reveal some SHOCKING information about our next Spammer!  You won't wanna miss this....and later, could Robert Jordan have been the first DM spammer?  Harriet comes clean about his ALT account on DM....and his controversial Fiddlesticks Transcripts!!!

 

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[Thorum]

try me :D

[Myndrunner]

Flanders.  I live where the square is now if you pressed the link.

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Flanders?

[Thorum]

Look at the map in the link. A bit more zoomed out here

[Dragon21]