Honeymoon

[Toy and Minion]

Paranoid doesn't fit with this case.  Obsessed, however, does.

[reyler]

Paranoid about them getting to 10k first, I mean. But it looks like it's going to be up to basically the two of us to get it there; there really isn't anyone else here lately. Not regularly, anyway.

[Toy and Minion]

I declare that declarations are pointless!

[reyler]

Walter, did you see that antelope running by? The one with the raspberry beret? Do you think he'd like my hair now that it's only got one side?

[Toy and Minion]

Michael Weston spanks you all.

[reyler]

For being naughty? Or for being naughty?

[Toy and Minion]

Just for being in his way!

[reyler]

Really? I just use a steamroller.

[Toy and Minion]

Wow, rey, you really got boned by the switch, huh?  You apparently should have at least 10,000 posts.  Ouch!

[reyler]

I think it's a little lower than that, but yeah, I have around 3,460-some uncounted posts. That continues to piss me off.

[Toy and Minion]

Just like Kevin Costner.

[reyler]

He kinda pisses me off too.

[Toy and Minion]

Ain't it the damnedest? 

[reyler]

"Uh... how many Hail Marys?"

 

"A THOUSAND! And I want you to hit yourself. Right now!"

[Toy and Minion]

Like a tube sock in the summer time.  :)

[reyler]

You probably haven't seen that, either.

[Toy and Minion]

Oh, I have.  And believe me, I didn't want to.

[reyler]

I meant the Beavis and Butt-head movie, which I quoted.

[Toy and Minion]

Which one?  I've only seen Do America.

[reyler]

That's they only one there is.

 

Hm. I'm tired and I have work in the morning and I want to go to bed, but I only have fifty posts or so before I pass up Mystica... what to do, what to do...

[Toy and Minion]

Well, I wouldn't know that.  Not particularly interested in B&B since sixth grade.

 

Spam is the only answer.

[reyler]

But I'm tired!  :P

 

I'll probably continue protesting this until I've passed Mystica up anyway you know.

[Toy and Minion]

I figured as much.

[reyler]

Well I've already accumulated ten of those posts since then anyway so yanno...

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, just 15 minutes and a margarita to go!