Boring

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

I would but it cuts like a knife

[Locke]

Ask the spoon to ask the fork....to ask the spoon....

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

If it want's to spoon with a cereal bowl in the pantry?

[Locke]

Then just blow everything up.  Simple.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

But what if I wanted to blow everything in, like a massive implosion that left some sulfur residue?

[Locke]

Then I'd suggest calling the ambulance to do it for you.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

But the police took them to supper

[Locke]

Bah, that's the police for you.  No sense of justice in the least.  Should have the whole lot of them hanged.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

I can get them lynched

[glow=red,2,300]police[/glow]

 

[Locke]

With 3 alive, takes 2 to lynch. Deadline is Saturday 4:35 PM Central Time

 

[glow=red,2,300]police[/glow]

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

The town decided upon a majority rather quickly, they turned their eyes towards the police and fitted a noose for them. Locke kicked them in the shins and Pete fitted the noose around the heads of the police.

 

Game over Police lose

[Locke]

*drops impassivity*  *rolls around on the floor laughing*

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

*laughs with Locke*

 

That was awesome

[Locke]

*wipes tears of mirth from eyes* Indeed.  That was superbly done if I do say so myself. :D

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Where should we go from here?

 

Paris? London? Singapore?

[Locke]

How 'bout Tokyo?

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

I'll meet you there, I'll be at the hyatt at the lounge. Tell the bartender you like luxury and he'll tell you where to go.

[Locke]

Alright then.  *turns to leave and walks into a pole*....