In meesh's nose

[reyler]

You cause diabetes in others, meesh.

[mmeeshal]

Because I'm too sweet?

[reyler]

In a saccharine sort of way.

[mmeeshal]

I think you just think that because I'm an alien nature to you. My public face is totally different from my private. Not that they're polar opposites or anything; they're just very different.

 

Plus, I think I try to be as much of a foil for you as possible.

[reyler]

That's too bad, as I am not a baked potato.

[mmeeshal]

Not yet, anyway. *arches an eyebrow*

[reyler]

Griefy is the tuber, not I.

[mmeeshal]

Ahhh, well, now I know. And you are a turnip.

 

Good night. (and I mean that )

 

There's no point in waiting up anymore, I'm just deluding myself now. And as fun as you are, you are not fun enough to make me stay up a minute later when I'm running on less than half a tank of sleep from last night, and my eyes are drifting shut....

 

Peace. *makes the sideways peace sign*

[reyler]

Ungland runs on a substantially disparate schedule, kiddo.

[mmeeshal]

You're way behind the times, rey-rey.

[reyler]

That's because I only read the articles in the newspaper of spam, and not whatever your life and times column is published in.

[mmeeshal]

My point is not necessarily that you should know exactly what's going on in my life, rather that you shouldn't assume you DO.

 

Also, did your cameras quit working?

[reyler]

You think you're the only thing they're focused on?

[mmeeshal]

No, but I figured something major like that wouldn't escape your notice.

[reyler]

Aw look, it thinks it's important. *pinches your cheek*

[mmeeshal]

How could you miss a wedding?

[reyler]

Crosswinds, otherwise the missile strike would have hit perfecty.

[mmeeshal]

That must have been a very light missile.

[reyler]

Turbulence is a bitch, you know.

[mmeeshal]

Well, yeah, I guess so, because I've flown, but....that much? And shouldn't your calculations have taken turbulence into account?

[reyler]

What's to calculate, I push the button, elelator go down the hole.

[mmeeshal]

I'm not sure what that means.

[reyler]

I'm already sick of seeing this ad at the top of the board for that Bridesmaids movie and it only started showing up this morning.

[mmeeshal]

That sounds familiar. Kind of. Maybe. But I haven't seen it.

[reyler]

That's because meeshes don't go to R-rated comedies.