I can haz cat?

[Naeann]

This is from Notalwaysright.com

 

 

(I’m tending to the cats at our pet store when a young woman comes up and points at a small tabby, Velma.)

 

Me: “Ah, would you like to see Velma? She’s a little shy but very sweet.”

 

Customer: “I can has cat?”

 

Me: “Um… if you are interested in adopting, I’ll be happy to get out Velma or any of the cats so that you can get to know them a little better.”

 

Customer: “I can has lolcat?”

 

Me: “…”

 

Customer: “She is in her playpen, stealin our funs!”

 

Me: “You know, pets can be a big responsibility, and I’m not sure a cat would be the best thing for you right now.”

 

Customer: “K thanks bye!” *turns and walks out of the store*

 

Me, to Velma: “I think I may have just saved your life.”

 

[Zardi]

I love that site. I check it every day ;D

[Lythnia Roylin]

Wow...some people iz can hav lifes pleez? I can't believe anyone would actually do that lol

[Samuraiflip05]

Had to be a prank of some sort.  :-\