All your butts are belong to me!

[David Hermes]

Yes the new Avatar is cool! It's a picture of Rand and you can't really see it very well but he's missing his left hand and it's just a stump.

[Eel-finn]

That's because, if I am not mistaken, that is the Veins of Gold chapter in tGS.

[David Hermes]

Well, I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm still reading book 8 The Path of Daggers. So the series does get more interesting later!

[Anoxanmore]

Of course it does.. it never loses one's interest if you reread it.. *eyes Eel*

[Eel-finn]

For you....

...(looks at Crossroads of Twilight)... uhhh....

 

...yeah...it does... sorta...

[Anoxanmore]

No, it doesn't. :P

[Eel-finn]

but tGS was good. I read that in 3 days, but KoD took me 6 months to trudge through...

[David Hermes]

6 months, wow! Must have been boring for you.

[Eel-finn]

You have no idea....

[Anoxanmore]

I read all of them in usually 10 to 12 hrs :)

[David Hermes]

*applauds*

10-12 hours is really an amazing feat, considering how exasperating some of the books can get.

Do you have a lot of free time or something?

[Anoxanmore]

When I really sit down and read, yes I do.

[Anoxanmore]

ROFL...

[Eel-finn]

Actually, yeah I have to say... that's impressive. I thought reading tGS in 3 days was good.

[Anoxanmore]

*shrugs* Just me dear.

[David Hermes]

spamspamspamspamspamspam!!!!!!!

[Anoxanmore]

Hmmm?  Oh yes... code fail. :)

[Anoxanmore]

ROFL :)

[Anoxanmore]

I'm so confused how you keep doing that...

[David Hermes]

In the Beginning

For there was a Beginning

High in the Clouds

An Ormr Prince was born.

 

But,woe, even young Luke

Had enemies, both known and unknown.

For there was a mighty Invasion

which Luke, as fate decreed, escaped unscathed.

 

Many years had gone by,

in which Luke was oblivious,

to his own Heritage,

of his own Destiny.

 

Though Voltrox was not so,

always aware, always planning,

sent an assassin.

Oh, this was a sad day.

 

But this Day was the Turning

of Luke's life,

for now he had a  goal,

of Revenge!

 

Questing forth,

with friends he would never trade

for anything!

Friends he would always Cherish!

 

Pan, the Bowsinger,

Jack, the Carer,

And Ray, the Guide,

All true friends till the end.

 

Through forest and hills they walked,

past tiny villages and mighty cities,

past pain and hardship,

they journeyed forth.

 

Through great Suffering

Luke went

Past deaths of his friends

Into the Jaws of Madness.

 

But Majestic Elucion,

Ever watchful Spirit,

Spoke to Luke,

and cleansed his Soul.

 

With new determination,

he journeyed forth,

united with his friends again,

both in this World and the Next.

 

The Last Ordeal Has Come

Evil Voltrox changed forever,

into a Devilish Fiend not of this Plane

Set about the destruction of the World.

 

With the Five Ormrstones

Bestowed on the Ormr by the Heavens

Which Luke painstakingly Had Collected.

He Awakened!

 

With His Light,

Voltrox's Darkness was Consumed,

forever gone from this World.

 

Then came a Meeting with a Holy Messenger

Instructed on his Powers

To be forever

The Guardian of this World.

[Eel-finn]

That is very tiny font...

[David Hermes]

*can't stop laughing his head off!*

 

So can't you read the font?

 

[David Hermes]

muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! ;)

[Anoxanmore]

Oh I figured it out... he kept editing it so SMF thought it was a new post when it wasn't.

[Eel-finn]

I just zoomed in with the ctrl +    trick...