All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

You need a loki or a GoodGrief instead.

 

I found out last night that at some point this week I exceeded 30,000 posts in Fiddlesticks and that my actual post count is higher than Toy's displayed count. I know he has some posts that went uncounted too, and only someone like meesh who is in all the same orgs could tell from his last posts list what his actual count is, but I'm a stone's throw away from being the rightful #1 poster on DM.

[Anoxanmore]

Sweet, I shall be number 2 then :D

[reyler]

Not for some time yet  :P

 

Unless you meant in the metaphorical sense of "number two", in which case, urm...

[Anoxanmore]

I'll be number two faster than you got to number 1 my dear :D

[reyler]

Probably. I'm not here all the time, have had periods of absence, don't post in all threads or with all people. How fats it takes you to become number two might just be a matter of the efficiency of my digestive system.

[Anoxanmore]

Ooo... I don't recall you eating me ;)

[reyler]

I think I swallowed you whole at one point. I do a lot of things to a lot of people, I don't keep track of what and whom.

[Anoxanmore]

You did, but that was cause you ate meesh too...

[reyler]

I've devoured most of the people here at one point or another.

[Anoxanmore]

I'm not going to be a number 2.

[reyler]

I doubt I can digest you that thoroughly.

[Anoxanmore]

Sweet

 

*crawls out of Reyler's mouth*

 

Ok...  this is a bit gross though...

 

*flings acid away from her*

[reyler]

Well I meant that I can't digest anything completely, so there would have to be some kind of leftover waste.

[Anoxanmore]

I'm aware of that, but I don't feel like being digested. :D

[reyler]

I recall you volunteering for it, Ms. Inconsistent.

[Ashaman Kovan]

Continueeee.

[reyler]

*owns your butt, too*

[Ashaman Kovan]

Not if I own yours first....

[reyler]

You've been here before, you should know this; all butts in Fiddles are my sole property.

[Ashaman Kovan]

But I'm not a regular so the regular rules don't apply to me. I call dibs on your butt. Starting now. You can't change my mind. Even with extremely grotesque comments about how undesirable your butt is to own.

[Anoxanmore]

I did volunteer, so that is why I got back out. Besides you don't eat enough to make your stomach look interesting.

[reyler]

The regular rules are that entry into Fiddles automatically surrenders ownership over your rump to me. They apply to everyone.

[Ashaman Kovan]

Well then. Good thing I'm not everyone.

[reyler]

I own your butt.

[Ashaman Kovan]

I own yours too.