Ban the user above you!

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for I am ambidextrous in all things but writing as neatly as my right hand.

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Banned for chicken scratch left handed writing

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for I can write just fine but it doesn't look as neat.

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Banned for refusing to admit weaknesses

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for it is not a weakness it is untrained :D

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Banned for slacking

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for not having a decent reason for me to write with my left hand.

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Banned for 10,000 year procrastination

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for thinking I didn't have other better thinsg to do during those 10,000 years... like learn 12 different languages, most of which are dead, writing styles, history, traveling, sleeping, eating, and etc.

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Banned for not developing "7 Habits for Highly Effective Vampires"

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for not writing that book.

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Banned for not paying me to write that book.  I was busy writing "7 Habits for Highly Effective People About to go to Hawaii-While You're Not!"

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for not taking me along besides the fact I am excellent eye candy and I help friends out.

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Banned because Candy is bad for you.

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for Candy is definately not bad for you, for I know her quite well.

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Banned for not hooking me up with your interesting friends

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for not coming to visit me and hook with her yourself :P

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Banned for not telling me in advance that you knew the girl from the Car's song.

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for never asking the right question to begin with.

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Banned for being so secretive

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for not knowing it is in my nature to be secretive.

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Banned for not realizing I fugured that out when you wouldn't connect me to the source image of your avatar.

 

*still fuming*

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for I did give out the url of the website.

[mcs0083]

Banned for at least THINKING about doing so.

[Anoxanmore]

Banned for it is a public URL and doesn't matter.