The Yoda Thread

[Ozhammer]

Struck with a vison I was. Speak like the Dagobah Jedi master you will, if post on this thread you want!

[Lanthirrhos]

Post! yes! post we must! even in yoda-speak!

[Leane_Shariff]

Had this thread a time ago we did at the old DM.

Nice to see it up again it is.

[Guest Seryanne]

Too much effort it is. Too much time it takes!

[Corki]

home at last this thread, it is!!!

 

Oz, smart thinker, you are!

 

a Brew for you, I pass!

 

*gives Brew to Oz, I do*

[Lanthirrhos]

Jean's cookies i bring too! *cookies, passes out. even to corki*

[Ozhammer]

Regurgitate old posts I must, stimulate intercourse I will!!!

 

(Please note you will, intercourse of verbal I mean. Stabbing the lightsabre it is not!)

[Lanthirrhos]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! we get it dude.

[Ozhammer]

Get IT you do? And pay for it you do not?

[Guest Seryanne]

Children you are! Smacked with a broom handle you will be if grow up you do not :)

 

*brandishes the trusty broom handle*

[Ozhammer]

Bend over and grimace will I do, for immature I have been. Punished I must be!

[Guest Seryanne]

To Poke or to Smack, that the question is!

[Lanthirrhos]

12th childish is not! *points fingure at oz* all Oz fault! not me! not me!

[Ozhammer]

If bending over I am, then poke you must not, Compromised will my virtue be! Smacking is the ally of the Force, and a powerful ally it be! :oops:

[Lanthirrhos]

submit to this, 12th too must... but poke not. for that word has new meaning after Lonesome Dove...

[Guest Seryanne]

Layethed Down the Smacketh was, for Seryanne a stern disciplinarian can be.

[Ozhammer]

Ahhh, but Brokeback Mountain this is not!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*smacks Oz*

 

Fun this is, much smacking does Oz deserve! Taught a lesson he must be! :lol:

[Guest Seryanne]

Broomhandles in Brokeback Mountain there were not.

 

Smackethed hard you shall be. I hope that like it you do.

[Lanthirrhos]

hey, after twice, the torture tree is experienced, nothing this is!

[Ozhammer]

Like it I do not, splinters I do have!!! Featherduster you must use!!!

[Guest Seryanne]

do this anymore i can not.

free to immature be you both are.

yourselves out you may knock.

[Lanthirrhos]

permission to immature!? unheard of this is! Disipline us you must!

[Guest Seryanne]

be bothered i cannot.

yourselves you can smack

*hands over the brooom handle and runs away*

[Leane_Shariff]

:shock: :o :P

*walks out of convo*