Ipod, not just for music anymore...

[Guest Emperor]

 

The Apple iPod is more than just a well-designed MP3 and video player. It's also a life-saver. The above photo shows a 'Pod that might have saved the life of Kevin Garrad, a U.S. Infantryman in Iraq.

 

Garrand's fourth-generation iPod was blasted by a 7.62mm bullet fired by an Iraqi insurgent. The bullet went clear through the MP3 player, but didn't penetrate his Kevlar armor. Maybe the iPod slowed the bullet just enough to save the guy's life.

[woolhead]

Hmmmmm. So does that mean that iPod's are the bible the new generation?? Heh...

 

[Guest Cadsuane]

If that's true, Sheila, then we're doomed.

[woolhead]

Well, at least I don't see Apple sending us on any Crusades in the near future to wipe out all of the infidel mock-iPod users... lol. If I were any more blasphemous, I would almost say that's an improvement! :P

[Guest Cadsuane]

Well, when people start worshipping Justin Timberlake en masse, who knows what OTHER travesties will occur!! :lol:

[Guest Barmacral]

ugh, when that happens all the newfound "Pagans" will be going undground to start a revolution. And I'll happily be one of them. Just don't tell the Timberlake groupies.

[woolhead]

Oooh, very good point...

 

So I think what the bottom line here is... we should nominate Justin Timberlake for pope! :shock:

 

Pop princess -> Nobody -> Fake rapper -> Nobody -> Pope

 

Makes sense to me! Hahaha. :lol:

 

Oh, and he'll use mandatory iPod podcasts to brainwash us all into starting the next Crusade! *nods*

*has clearly already fried his brain* :?