[Music] Worst lyrics ever...

[Guest Emperor]

"If I was a sculptor

 

But then again, no"

 

--Elton John's 'Your Song'

 

"Lucky that my breasts

 

Are small and humble

 

So you don't confuse

 

Them with mountains"

 

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

 

"I love you like

 

A fat kid loves cake"

 

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'

 

"There's an insect

 

In your ear

 

If you scratch

 

It won't disappear"

 

--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'

 

"There were plants

 

And birds

 

And rocks

 

And things"

 

--America's 'Horse With No Name'

 

"I wish it was Sunday

 

That's my fun day

 

My I-don't-have-to-run day"

 

--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'

 

"Now you're amazed

 

By the VIP posse

 

Steppin' so hard

 

Like a German Nazi"

 

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'

 

 

"Coast to coast

 

L.A. to Chicago"

 

--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'

[DeathDealer]

Even though I sometimes just like to listen to them when I'm in a thrash type mood, I'd have to say dang near anything by Rage Against the Machine. Unbelievably repetative.

[kait]

that's from an article. you should quote the article. =)

 

just saaaaying. i read ap.net, too. *hic*