I never realized she wanted that.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Celebration starts, hell freezes.

To be honest, is to lie.

"Nope, thats it."

or...

"Moron, just give him the bag." *(real life story of being mugged in Sao Paulo Brazil)*

"Don't panic"

Rain reins the land of People.

You tried and won. He failed.

hells burnin, reasons unknown.

Time flies. We fall.

this weed is some good shit!

Road kill and carp aren't vegetables.

Angels among us. Look sharp!

I read about this on another forum of mine; some of those sci fi guys had some great ones.

Here's a few I came up with:

When I cry, you will die.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

I lived, I learned, I conceded.

When my feet itch, I scratch.

My brains! My brains! Zombie time!!

Tick. Tock. Be patient. Vengeance, soon.

The coat rack is mocking me.

Soon the napkins will be mine!

When love happens, you will understand.

The only certainty cannot be proven.

I know why; I'm not telling

STOP CALLING WHORE! YOU GOT LUCKY!

I speak French, "I SURRENDER!!!"

Humanity survived. Science was forgotten.

Birth, a terminal disease.

debate...DICK: toy or tool?

Zealots wanted; apply at Dome of Truth.