20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair drying at passing cars. See if they slow down.

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2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice

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3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

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4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

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5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

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In the memo field of all of your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

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Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

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8) Don't use any punctuation

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9) As often as possibly, skip rather than walk

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10) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face

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11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

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12) Sing along at the opera

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13) Go to a poetry recital and ask "why don't the poems rhyme?"

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14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

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15) Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

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16) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

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17) When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!!! I WON!!!"

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18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!"

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19 Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

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20) Give Heart large amounts of sugar and put on some dancing music

[Crimson_Ayla]

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:04 PM, Aiel Heart said:

9) As often as possibly, skip rather than walk

 

Lol. I so do this :D

 

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:03 PM, Aiel Heart said:

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

 

 

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:03 PM, Aiel Heart said:

In the memo field of all of your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

 

 

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:03 PM, Aiel Heart said:

Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

 

 

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:05 PM, Aiel Heart said:

17) When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!!! I WON!!!"

 

 

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:05 PM, Aiel Heart said:

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!"

 

 

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:05 PM, Aiel Heart said:

20) Give Heart large amounts of sugar and put on some dancing music

 

And these are epic and I shall soon be doing them, in accordance with the prophecy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIVES COS THE ANIMALS ARE LOOSE!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

  On 12/21/2011 at 10:05 PM, Aiel Heart said:

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

 

 

wait, what's wrong with that?

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Ayla, I <3 you

[Crimson_Ayla]

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Really? No one else thinks this is funny? :P