We use cottonelle mostly. I guess all those bears stole the Charmins

There's no help for it, you'll just have to join the party! Unless you're partial to being flung violently out of a cave into a piece of toilet paper, being crumpled up in said TP, and flushed down a toilet.

Otherwise, drinks are in me! *produces green beverages that aren't definitely not snot*

i do like kids...not so much their poop.

Listening to my a/c and to my dog destroying an empty peanut butter jar on my bed. Also to a kids song stuck in my head

Nice! But is your body ready? *uses a jackhammer on reyler's foot*

I honestly thought that was a given, ley

*twitches and sucks on the blood trickling down her face* thanks for the snack!

*hyperventilating* 639000

Fine one more, this is like gambling or something. Very addictive. 638000

Aaaaand i need to go to sleep so good luck to the crowds of people trying to guess the number ;)

637225

That's dumb, I'll imagine it all pretty-like for you.

640500

Oh my, who's this selfie goddess among us?

666565... jk... um my real guess is... uh...642333

666566

666665

666666

Selfie! You're so gorgeous

775000

I should make it my profile pic on Facebook I suppose

415000

They obviously want me to win bc they all love me

419999

That's the number of snacks I'm bringing you

420000