I ban Ayla for releasing the kraken.

Meesh is banned for violently farting in Parliament.

Meesh is banned because I have her diary! Sultry secrets from second grade!

Meesh is banned because she's a fish-face Barbie-brain.

I ban meesh for EENIE MEENIE CHILLY WEENIE *neener neener*

Ayla is banned for Inappropriate >_> Usage.

And I ban myself for not being quick enough.

Mmeeshal is banned from banning for recursive sequences.

I ban mmeeshal for banning Rahlian for eating shrooms.

*wishes the safe word wasn't MMFGGHGGHGHGHJ*

*muffled explosions*

*parachute opens over the desert*

MAY DAY MAY DAY PULL OUT PULL OUT *ejector seat*

The Trash Heap of Fraggle Rock

So you're definitely in the "an evening with salad tongs and ping-pong balls" camp.

*wields a hand pump fire-extinguisher with mayo and egg-whites*

I feel strangely violated.

quinta essentia

Banned for expecting people from the Internet to do your work for you.

Warm Diet Dr. Pepper is the drink of choice in belching contests.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdmCdE537Jo

Dancing owlbears. >_<

Van Reid - "Cordelia Underwood: Or, the Marvelous Beginnings of the Moosepath League." I just picked this up at the thrift store this morning. It's a purple prose adventure set in 19th century Maine. The beginning is a little slow and it doesn't have the same punch or zip as, say, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell but it's caught my attention and I'm willing to ride it out to see where Reid takes it.