*posts only to ruin Rand's spam again*

NOO! My beautiful spam was ruined! :)

There's no such thing as ruined spam... only spam that goes in a slightly altered and unintentional direction :)

There is also no spoon

Mornin' Smiley. How do you fare today?

Sometimes, when inspiration strikes, you just go with it :)

Something clever (i think) that I just posted on Bookface:

The optimist: The glass is half full.

The pessimist: It's half empty.

The engineer: It's built twice as big as it needs to be.

The opportunist: Would you like me to fill it again?

The narcissist: No, it's my fault it's in this condition, but through my power it shall be full again.

The Frenchman: Well, I give up.

The German: I'll have yours then.

The American: You two knock that off or I'll come over there.

The pacifist: You guys are being selfish, that table doesn't even have glasses.

The masochist: Just dump what's left in my lap and stab me with this fork.

The spiritualist: Wherever it went, I feel closer to it.

The country singer: I wish this glass would leave so I can miss it.

The rockstar: You guys fight it out while I go smoke a cigarette.

The documentarian: Will everyone repeat that while the camera's running?

The waiter: These guys are all idiots, that glass is from the last people to sit there.

lies!!!

Well, if you move to alaska, it kind of eliminates the need for clocks... :)

Sorry, I was in desperate need of a shower. Yup, I"m a west coaster, it's roughly 8:41pm here now. Luckily I get tomorrow off, so that's lovely.

It's weird, I know people in all the American time zones, and i always forget about time differences. My sister in Ohio, friends in Florida, Texas, etc, I just always assume it's this time there.

Maybe it's the narcissist in me :)

And how are you doing this evening?

*spamses*

Hey Tress :)

SPAM

banana

split

Chocolate fishies?

Dey be nom!

I haven't heard of these delicacies...

Chocolate fishies?

*happileh logs onto le Facebook...*

 

*sees notifications* HOLY-

 

 

*falls off chair*

 

O.O

Popularmuch?

Heya Nya, welcome back :)

Heh, almost wrote tworly...

hehe. *tworlying Ayla*

Hello people of exceeding awesomeness!

What's the word, Thorkin?

You can have some too.... *gives Ayla a spin too*

*jumps into thread, twirls Nya*

*filling in for smiley* rawr

*whispers* it's not too late, you can still set it on fire.... lol

Sorry. Most of the time I'm just one sarcastic comment after another

and it's not a virus...

If it's not a virus, is it bacteria? :)

 

I suppose it wouldn't matter since I can't find the problem

Light it on fire.

Always a solution.

He's got all those teeth... scary rawr