That's what they want you to believe, but it's all about turning coke into diet coke.

He could just materialize another one I'm sure.

Totally, being able to read minds and raise the dead must be awesome. I mean think about Thanksgiving, he could make a cooked turkey become live again!

If there is no walking on water and changing of wine then you should leave Jesus out of it, it'll always backfire, cuz he's just that bad bunny.

He was the pimps of pimps. "Oh honey I have a headache" He touches her and cures her of all illness and the rest is history...

He'd probably help with lighting, cameras and general hotness of the women.

Well that specific Jesus would probably help with the air currents for lofting skirts.

True, and plus thongs aren't conforming, it's only a different kind of good.

Commando... always a good look. But they didn't show any of those or no one that passed there was going commando there was a nice thong though... mmmm

Well nothing all that ineresting was going on under the skirts, it was just the reactions of the poor girls, and trying to pull the skirt down on the front made the back lift and it was much fun.

Yes, laughing... I saw a few of them of the TV on this hidden camera show... completely ridiculous if it's unprepared.

Air vents... yet to see that, but I imagine it must be pretty interesting doing the whole marilyn monroe scene with such short skirts... I love women. :D

Short skirts! Yum, but short skirts and escalators...

Totally, that and loose fitting bikins are our friends. But for some reason... I just love the tank toppage.

The "Oh it's popped out? Well the other can come out too" pop out, is totally my favorite, and it's actually pretty easy to acheive...

Tank tops + lots of alchol + jumping/ gravity.

I love the un-noticed pop out, where it's just kind of there for whole minutes with no move whatsoever to fix it.

And then there are things that are completely non-tactical, like the pop out.

Yea... accidental bumps and what not... *sigh*

Well theres always attractive females if you drink enough. But I prefer good ol' concerts for the attractive ladies.

Exactly it's chaos heaven. But I agree with you, the things that go on there... *shudder*

The highest form of chaos... raves.

Well... alright, sign me up. I'm in need of some disorder and chaos.

You should pay your worshippers, you'd probably get worshipping even on sundays that way.

Maybe spread some rum butter around too?

Rum toast... that's a good idea.