You're thinking it's a boyfriend thing,

:)

What the heck do you mean by that, DragonSpawn?

 

:)

Sort of, but completely not the way you're thinking, and while that may fuel some of my rage, it doesn't have a whole lot to do with my tastes.

  Of course not,.......

Men are overrated.

  I sense someone got ditched for a gal with a tighter rear end and rounder/fuller boobies.  <_<

I think I know how to please a woman  :P

  You have a d*** made of chocolate which ejaculates money? ,.........ehhhh nice.

Advice for the honeymoon;

Prince of bel-nazi rap:

In Western Europe born and raised,

At the theater room where I spent most of my days,

Planning, plotting, and acting all cool,

And all shootin' some traitors to instill fear in the fools,

When a couple of Allies who were up to no good

Started running forces through our neck of the woods,

We lost a couple of little fights and my generals got scared,

They said "You're moving with your cabinet to the bunkers down there"

I waited for my escorts and when they came near,

The jeeps had troops and guns in the rear,

If anything I thought this protection was rare,

But I said "Nah forget it, yo home to down there!"

I pulled up to the elevator at about seven or eight,

And yelled to the guys "Yo troops, your medals come later"

I looked at my bunker, I was finally there,

To settle my defeat as I breathed in stale air.

Sometimes life can knock you down

Just gotta pick your ass up off the ground

Probably don't matter anyway

'Cause in the end it's gonna be ok

Because life's a holiday

Don't wanna go and work harder

Just to keep my head above water

Can't hear what teacher's trying to say

'Cause it makes no sense now anyway

And tomorrow's another day

And I just wanna play

'Cause I know that we'll be ok

'Cause Life's a holiday

I'm sorry

For my, my blasphany

It's just my way

And I'll stay

Because life's a holiday

*asplodes youtube*

  Don't make me come over and assplode in your ass.

FINE. This should be less boring then,...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEZ2m9o7vc

I sense some serious intellectual property rights violations going on here or at least bad imitations. *cough* Danya *cough*