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  1. the only right thing would have been to declare this: etc. Declaration of Independence for the Two Rivers Republic. then shove it up Elaynes pretty backside, and afterwards start talking about a possible alliance.
  2. Your "interpretation" is really self-deception. There is not really room for interpretation when she states seat in Andor. Since she is the queen of Andor, Rand is her hubby, the 2 rivers belong to her, which is totally undeserved, but what do you expect from somebody who just walked into the Caemlyn Castle without even thanking Rand, to take the throne that the degenerate Trakand family lost to a forsaken before. Obviously the Trakands are inbred and mentally ill by now like most royal inbreds, Galath being the least affected :) Perrin is now nothing but a seat-warmer, who could theoretically and legally be replaced anytime Elayne and Rand decide to do so, or if they want to give the land to one of their offspring. It was the "easy way out solution" for Perrin and Faile. Of course Elayne has not "real" power over TR, at least as long Perrin lives..., but legally it is hers now (more so than ever before!).
  3. Perrin & FAIL still suck, although Perrin less so in this book - he had some nice scenes, and partly shed his douchebaggyness. Fail is a total failure - one chapter about bitching to some Quartermaster, then another about bitching to Berrelain, while we have to read all the time how greatly she was trained to the subtleties of court and politics. Her ultimate failure is to travel to Elaynes court and accept a mere stuart job for her hubby... The deal may sound good to some, but it still makes Perrin one step below Elayne, which is unacceptable for a Manetheren ruler. I just cant stand anyone who bows to Elayne, she's a highnosed brat, nothing more.
  4. I only read Book 1, and listened to all 12 audiobooks then. I like both readers quite well, especially the woman. The man is good too - except when he impersonates Ogres with that stupid voice - or Perrin - who sounds like a total retard (which he probably is anyway). Maybe Perrin is really gay, just like Pippin in the Lord of the Rings movies. That's why he always behaves like an idiot around women, or brats like Faile. Hopefully he has his coming-out soon, and marries some blacksmith in leather with a big hammer.
  5. hi all! Being the greatest WoT fan on the planet, I must say that I found the beginning of the audiobook ToM rather boring. I didnt get far yet, cause I always fall asleep while listening, but here's what I remember: A pathetic Land part An extremely pathetic Perrin Oi'bama part a pathetic Perrin talks with wolve part an annoying Faile observation a ridiculous (as always) Forsaken part something about Egwene (but I was half asleep already) hopefully I manage to get through these boring sections without falling asleep, and get to the meat - the great stuff soon. cheers!
  6. perfect choice! Berelain is described so much hotter than Faile. He'd be better of with her (or anybody). I'd also tell Rolan to "take care, or that brat will get you killed". Also, I'd explain to Perrin the idea of a constitutional republic. So the Two Rivers folks dont have to become spitlicking groveling authority-worshiping peasants.
  7. That's like saying cooking a steak is something creative, but still the cow has to get slaughtered first. Same with smithing. you need ore for it. Therefore Nature gets destroyed because of smithing... blalbalbla ;D Anyway I have nothing against Hammers, but also not against Axes. Perrin is a narrow minded retard, so I understand his motive to throw away the Axe.
  8. hi I just love lying on the bed and let somebody else read it for me. I only read Bk1 and listened to the audiobook version of the other 12 books. Does anybody know if it will be released as timely as for TGS (the same day that was afaik)? The audio versions are all excellent. Available at http://us.macmillan.com/ and itunes. Read by Kate Reading and Michael Kramer for mcmillan.com. They're a couple. The guy usually reads chapters about male heroes, and vice versa. The only Problem with the Audiobooks is: the guy reads the Perrin parts in an extremely annoying slow dumb voice, makes me hate these parts even more I guess... and Loyal is intonated equally annoying. But besides that, the reading is perfect. imo.
  9. thats technically destruction BS if ever I read some. whats smithing then? destruction of iron, that was gained by destroying mountains (nature). ::) also you can build a house with the wood you got by chopping trees. throwing his axe away was ridiculously retarded.
  10. afaik you could chop wood with an axe. RJ developed Perrin into a retard
  11. I just saw there are like 5 versions of this RPG maker. which one is the best? I'd like to try it out.
  12. Nynaeve has dark (black?) hair. Other than that minor problem, the chars look very good! what a great idea to make an rpg with the book!!! how far have you progressed so far, whats the ETA? do you need some help?
  13. Definitely Perrin, cause I don't like reading about men who can't handle their women. Sure Faile really sucks, but it's Perrins fault mostly. He shouldn't have married her - the pussy that he is. Can't handle a women, but is cruel to prisoners, tortures, a bad leader of the wolves. annoying stuff like "...need throw away evil axe... Hammer good, Axe exil, so lets smash heads with good hammer. blablabla".
  14. the only stuff I really like to skip over is * all of Perrin & Faile crap * Wolfdreams, cause Perrin is such a pussy most of the other stories are very fun to read dozens of times, especially the many "excursions" of Nynaeve & friends, and the Siuan/Salidar parts.
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