But mostly the size of their bank account

I think you might have a point.

It will come back when you least expect it...

Or standing on your head, drinking water.

Not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do.

I can think of a few things that are better.

You drank the thread.  :(

He rises from the ashes like a retarded one winged phoenix... Or something?

Well, I love the good pages anyway

I love this thread

Yeah, who?

*stares unblinkingly*

Minion *pats*

*beams with pride*

Rawr!

Liverpool?!

*licks lemon off of someone*

Well if I had known people wanted me here I would have come back sooner  8)

Because I got busy... And a bit tired of it  :-[

Nothing wrong with strange, Rae! ;)

Well, I guess not...  ;D

And Thorum, no, I don't agree. I haven't been "gone for a year", I've been here all the time, just not posting in Fiddles, and I refuse to be a noob! So just call me strange.

Just remember it's only because you're some kind of strange noob.

I spot two wrong things in this statement. "Strange" and "noob".

I suddenly feel so loved!

So I'll probably end up eating something poisonous and die

How am I supposed to eat without a mouth?

Yeah, I know I'm awesome. And I'm not sure I've come back, I'm just making an appearance in my favourite thread.

And you know, or you would have known if you knew me, that just 'cause you want me to smile, I won't. I like being contrary..