I still love them; something about them just makes me laugh. So here are a couple of my favorite Wheel of Time light bulb jokes.
1.) How many Tinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't. Tinkers wait for the sun to rise.
2.) How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
Aiel don't know how to change light bulbs.
3.) How many Forsaken does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Forsaken like it in the dark.
4.) How many Two Rivers folks does it take to change a light bulb?
About 20. Everyone on the Village Council will insist that he should take part of the responsibility, so it will take them a long time to find the right person to do it. Meanwhile, the Women's Council will be debating which brand of light bulb they should install, comparing unit prices and MTBF ratings. The plans of the two groups will ultimately conflict, leading to much use of names like "stubborn" and "woolhead".
And my personal favorite:
5.) How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
There's more ji in finding ones way in the the dark.
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