"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING, ISHAMAEL?"

"Sure thing, oh Great Lord of the Dark, but even if we put a creamy nougat into every Trolloc, we'd still not be able to call them a tasty treat."

"NEVER MIND, ISHAMAEL. JUST MAKE SURE THAT PRESS RELEASE GETS DOWN TO MARKETING, WILL YOU?"

New from Thakan'dar Enterprises

Nae'Bliss

A sensual dark chocolate bonbon filled with an even darker core of blackberry brandy. Deliciously decadent, it'll be sure to please the Dreadlord in you. Thirteen pieces to every box, they'll turn your enemies to friends with but a taste.

and for the kids, don't forget to pick up

Candy Bubbles of Evil

A delightful treat for children of all ages. Candy coating on the outside, and a surprise inside every one. Now available in Blood Red Cherry (pictured), Shadow Black Licorice, and new Myrddraal Gray Grape.

Find these delightful treats and more from your local door to door Thakan'dar peddlers, coming to a village near you.