This week, a song about the Aiel War, to the tune of Kansas' "Carry On My Wayward Son," written by cheesuscrust.

Cairhien my wayward Sun

Daes Dae’mar for you is fun

But at you Aiel are pissed

Al’cair’rahienallen

 

Andor’s Rose over the River Erinin

Laman had to have a piece of that Caemlyn

He was growing ever prouder, but he grew too proud

 

Though half the country hated Laman’s dumb war

Though he had no heirs he started a new war

He cut down Avendoraldera

Aiel came his way

 

Cairhien my wayward Sun

Daes Dae’mar for you is fun

But at you Aiel are pissed

Al’cair’rahienallen

 

Janduin led four clans o’er the horizon

Laman’s sin was the event of the season

And if he claims to be a wise man

Well, he should know that he has toh

 

On the snowy slopes of Dragon Mountain

Chased about, Laman was cornered and fightin’

His death was called an execution

As Aiel say to this day

 

Cairhien my wayward Sun

Daes Dae’mar for you is fun

But at you Aiel are pissed

Al’cair’rahienallen

 

Cairhien

You will always remember

Cairhien

Always known as Treekiller

Now your king’s sword’s being used for

Clearing Aviendha’s toh

 

Cairhien my wayward Sun

Daes Dae’mar for you is fun

But at you Aiel are pissed

Al’cair’rahienallen

Now all we need is for someone to record it!

May you all find water and shade this week, friends.