Introducing yours truly!

[bad company]

They get paid to put up with students

[Toy and Minion]

Yes, but all people can float if they so wish.  

[scruffsbro]

Then unlike witches they can choose to not float so that they fail the test!

[Toy and Minion]

Ah, but witches actually melt in water.

[bad company]

That's a lie, they melt in acidic rain

[scruffsbro]

That's only the withces of OZ...Everybody knows that English witches weigh as much as a duck, so you know that they float, and because they float you know they are made of wood. As a result of all of that you know that they burn!

[Toy and Minion]

I would point the court to Exhibit A: The Wicked Witch of the West.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV_ENR5IZE

 

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Now, scruffy, you're just being stubborn.  Witches is witches is witches is Pelosi.

[bad company]

Your exhibit is biased

[Toy and Minion]

We're all biased.

[scruffsbro]

Not all witches are created equal! I can't argue witht he Pelosi comment though...grumble grumble grumble....

And there are plenty of exhibits showing that witches burn...I just can't find them at work. Lousy work...

[Toy and Minion]

Sure they burn, but they also melt when in contact with water.

[bad company]

What about the rare witch that dies when they contact a duck

[Toy and Minion]

That has nothing to do with weighing the same as a duck, which is what I'm getting at.

 

Why weigh a supposed witch with a duck?  Just splash water on them.  If they melt, witch, if not, burn her.

[bad company]

The damned if you damned if you don't approach, every good hunters tatic

[scruffsbro]

But people burn too, so that doesn't tell you anything!

[Toy and Minion]

Yes, but people don't melt in water.  Witches do.  So, they will most certainty be taken out by the first trial.  More time in the day for drinking and playing video games.

[bad company]

Well there is the pinprick test

[scruffsbro]

Whats that? You prick them, and if they turn you into a newt they are a witch?

[Toy and Minion]

No.  You prick them, and if they bleed sawdust, they're a witch.

[bad company]

Or a scarecrow, which also burn

[Toy and Minion]

And scarecrows aren't people.

[scruffsbro]

Well that seems logical enough to me. I can agree to that as the standard test!

Scarecrow look like straw though, so that is an easy enough test. And besides if the scarecrow is walking and talking it should be burned as it is clearly bewitched!

[Toy and Minion]

You willing to be the first subject?

[scruffsbro]

I hate tests...

[bad company]

Who doesn't