Snape killed Asmodean

[Lord Onep]

Clearly Snape killed Asmodean. No, I'm lieing. No one knows who killed Asmodean for sure besides Sanderson at the moment :o. Since he has the knowledge we seek, heres the plan:

 

We adopt an orphan, we drink diet coke until one of us gets cancer in the liver or something (proven to give cancer to lab mice, like everything else). Then we transplant the cancerous liver into the orphan. Then we submit the sick orphan to Make a Wish Foundation, and tell him to tell them to force Sanderson to reveal the killer of Asmodean to the sick orphan (whats more pitiful? Than a sick orphan :'(). Sanderson wont be able to say no! Then we force the information out of the orphan, thus sating our lust for an answer!

 

If that fails, I revert to plan b: Hopper Theory (Do not dismiss Hopper, >:( he had the motive,the opportunity, and the ability!)

 

 

 

OK, silliness aside. If anyone is offended by my use of cancer and orphans, please remember this is a joke.

[trakand_01]

Maj, Luckers, do we really need another 'Who killed Asmo' thread?

[Guest Dreadlord]

Ok, since we STILL havent figured out who did it, I am thinking we have been looking in the wrong place. I have three suspects.

 

1) Optimus Prime

2) Solid Snake

3) Peter Petrelli

 

My money and my ass is on Peter Petrelli