All your butts are belong to me!

[Toy and Minion]

First, we had to clean it out, because he 'convieniently' forgot to put the cover over it for the fall and winter.  So, we got water full of leaves sitting for about eight months.  Needless to say, I took a shower when I got home and burned all my clothes that I had wore.

[reyler]

*snort* That's nothing. Every cookie-cutter house in Phoenix come with a pool in the backyard. Which you should not leave uncleaned for two straight summers, lest it turn into a miniature swamplike ecosystem complete with original species of toad and a horrible, horrible stink.

 

Needless to say, I speak from experience.

[Toy and Minion]

Well, needless to say, I wouldn't want to experience either case ever again.  EVER!

[reyler]

*fills Toy's nose with candle wax* Problem solved.

[Toy and Minion]

I'd rather not have to destroy anymore of my clothes, so problem not solved.  I can breathe through my mouth (though I can almost taste it) - it's better than smelling it.

[reyler]

Taste and smell are the same sense anyway.

[Toy and Minion]

...no...they're similar, but not the same.

[reyler]

If I stuff your tongue up your nose, can you tell the difference?

[Toy and Minion]

Yes, I could.  I'd taste the mucus in my nose, and I'd only be able to breathe out one nostril.  I'd notice the difference.

[reyler]

*Toy's face collapses in on itself*

[Toy and Minion]

*inflates it with helium*

[reyler]

That makes me think of this

 

[mcs0083]

there is no such thing as being to merry

[Toy and Minion]

I try.

[reyler]

Yeah well we frown upon effort here son

[Toy and Minion]

Unless it's the good kind.  Like cream filling.

[reyler]

A carrot'll getcha killed.

[Toy and Minion]

Only if it stabs you.

[reyler]

Nah, they'll lure you out to drown at sea with their voices. Carrots will do this sir I declare it!

[Toy and Minion]

I declare shenanigans.

 

*gets his broom*

[reyler]

I suspect you are insufficiently Irish for such words

[Toy and Minion]

Actually, I'm pretty Irish.

[reyler]

Then you are insufficiently Moonmannish

[Toy and Minion]

And that's fine by me.

[reyler]

And you'll be the first to go when the revolution comes.