All your butts are belong to me!

[Toy and Minion]

He's okay, as long as he doesn't do accents.  >.<

[reyler]

He wanted to play Superman  :(

 

HOLY CRAP this thread broke 2000 posts!

[Toy and Minion]

Holly crap - it's holly!

[reyler]

HOLLANDAISE CARP what is this, Thanksgiving?

[Toy and Minion]

No, but it's nearly April Fools, and that's 1000x better.

[reyler]

Man, what do you do for April Fool's Day in Fiddlesticks where that's pretty much every day?  :-\

[Toy and Minion]

How about, let's do a whole thread where we stay on topic and get serious?  Just for the day.  Hmm...?

[reyler]

Nah, April Fools Day would be to come here and find the whole place gone.

[Toy and Minion]

True, true.  But we can't make an entire board disappear.  So, think a bit smaller.

[reyler]

We can't. I think there are those lurking on DM who could - and would, if they thought they could get away with it.

[Toy and Minion]

As long as they could bring it back, with all the posts and everything intact, I wouldn't mind.

[reyler]

The admins are just salivating at the prospect of wiping Fiddlesticks clear off the boards. We're too incredible, we make them feel small.

[Toy and Minion]

It's got to be a size thing.

[reyler]

Yeah, you weren't here when they brought up "pruning" the boards of old threads to lighten the load on the servers. Naturally, the eyeballs first fell upon the board which is almost thrice the size of any other.

[Toy and Minion]

And you thought it was only males that were concerned with size.  If i'm not mistaken, it's Kathana that is the biggest Fiddlesticks hater.

[reyler]

So my archaeological studies have indicated.

[Toy and Minion]

What exactly is the beef there?  Is it that she simply hates spam.  Period.  Or is it more of a need to dominate?

[reyler]

I don't know; I think she actually used to come around here often!

[Toy and Minion]

Then what, we kicked her out or something?  *shrugs*  Whatever.  It doesn't really matter right now anyways.

[reyler]

I don't know, she probably drifted away from Fiddles like the weak-willed are wont to do, and came too late to regret her choice.

[mcs0083]

Я говорить хороший избавление к ее тогда.

[Toy and Minion]

And so she molests us?  Interesting.

[Daes Daemar King]

Very.

[Toy and Minion]

Can I get fries with that? :-\

[reyler]

No, but we do offer a side of baked walrus nipples with every order.