All your butts are belong to me!

[Toy and Minion]

I'm one to talk, aren't I?

 

*sigh*

 

Duct tape?

[mcs0083]

I a horrible excuse for a binding device

[Daes Daemar King]

Everyone knows the perfect way to bind things is popsicle sticks.

[Toy and Minion]

Just one under each fingernail.

[reyler]

Apply vertical pressure, salt to taste. Serves four.

[Toy and Minion]

It could actually serve the millions, really.

[reyler]

Fair warning, my brain is broken even worse than last night, so I might not be able to sustain a long period of spammery.

[Toy and Minion]

That's fine!  I like playing with myself!  I play with myself all day long.

 

*snigger*

 

What?

[reyler]

Man, even on the way home on Wednesday I was reminding myself that there was a new episode that night, and then 10:00 rolled around and I promptly forgot. Good thing they run them on the website.

[Toy and Minion]

Good thing for DVR.

[reyler]

Good thing for typhus.

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, without that, people might be worms trapped in the bindings of books.

[reyler]

If we all were, that'd solve world hunger.

[Toy and Minion]

Probably.  We'd all be worms without the need to feed.

[mcs0083]

Except on knowledge for we would be in books. It gives the term book worm a new meaning.

[Daes Daemar King]

That it does.

[mcs0083]

I'm very glad that you agree. I would have had to tase you if you hadn't :D

[Toy and Minion]

How did you work that out?  With scissors and a stack of oreos?

[mcs0083]

Oreos are yummy *drool*

[Toy and Minion]

Oreos are the inventors of stomach acid.

[reyler]

Also they invented the electric light bulb and Marlboro cigarettes.

[Toy and Minion]

Not officially, but I'm sure they did.

[reyler]

It's like how Venusians built Stonehenge and the pyramids and the Nazca lines, yanno?

[Toy and Minion]

I think the Inca wall is better.

[reyler]

I'd like to tip the Inca wall over onto Nichloas Cage. I think this is a valuable use of my time.