All your butts are belong to me!

[bad company]

Only been to one. Three bands same concert: Archenemy , trivium, machine head

[reyler]

Hm, Machinehead I've heard of, at least.

[42Bonzo88]

    Who ever said concerts cost money.... or do you mean getting in legally? ;D

 

    Yes, I have always paid to go to concerts.

[reyler]

Would you get an avatar of your own already?

[bad company]

Because if he keeps this one he may just be original when everyone stops using it

[42Bonzo88]

    No offense, but what the hell is an avatar? Remember I'm old as the hills and twice as dusty!

[bad company]

The little picture on the side of your posts

[42Bonzo88]

    The only things that I know how to do on a computer is turn it on, play music, annoy you, and check e-mail.

 

    I am computer illiterate and proud of it!! :D

[bad company]

Well technically illiterate would mean you wouldn't be able to use a comp at all

[42Bonzo88]

    Considering the little I know, if I'm not illiterate I'm the next thing to it. *wincing as he says this* any suggestions on a new avatar-whatsit?

[reyler]

Just get a 100x100 pixel picture, host it somewhere (or get somebody to host it for you), and put the link to it on your profile page, jeez, not that complicated.

[bad company]

And then you have to service rey for the help

[reyler]

If you mean by that what I think you mean by that, no. But a little monetary compensation wouldn't be offensive.

[bad company]

I wouldn't be offended seeing you serviced

[reyler]

Which is all very well considering you don't matter.

[42Bonzo88]

    *sighs* Remember the part about being illiterate? First what is a pixel? Second how do I host? I could invite someone over to my house and be a host, but I don't think that will do much good because I don't have a computer at my house. What is a link? and I've only made it onto my profile page by accident once when I clicked on my name by mistake.

 

    Since I am a glutton for punishment and thank God this is a pg-13 site, again I ask What do you think I should put on for my avatar and if it's good enough I'll ask my 13 year old son to come over and do what you told me to do.

[reyler]

Jesus in a birchbark canoe.

 

A pixel is the little square of color that, in groups, composes the images on your screen. An avatar on DM can be a maximum of 100x100 pixels square. In fact I think they force a resize to those dimensions automatically. To make one you need any image and a simple graphics program - crop and resize are the only important capabilities.

 

Hosting is where you the put the file somewhere online. Either get yourself an account with Photobucket or Imageshack or something, or find someone willing to put it on theirs.

 

The link is the web address of your image. If you click on the "profile" tab right below the blurb about RJ's death (or hell, click on your name), and then click on "account preferences" on the left of the screen, it will give you, among other things, an option of using either one of DM's stock avatars, which you're doing now, or your own image, and it will provide an box to paste the address into.

 

If you still don't get it, go bug somebody at the Illuminators board to help you.

 

Now then: *drowns ye in tapioca pudding*

[42Bonzo88]

    Soooooo...... did you want my avatar to be Jesus in a birchbark canoe? Or me being drowned in tapioca pudding? ???

[reyler]

AN AVATAR IS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE FOR THE LUVVAMIKE

[42Bonzo88]

    How did you figure out my first name?

[agaga]

because rey has physcic powers!!

[reyler]

Now try that again, and this time spell a real word.

[42Bonzo88]

    Which is probably the scariest thing I have heard since listening to Mariah Carey sing! MAKE IT STOP!!!! :o

[reyler]

*smashes Bonzo's head in with a hockey stick as if he were that papier mache monster I made in high school art and then decided later on that I didn't like*

[42Bonzo88]

    So you're a hockey mom. How stupid of me for not guessing that one.