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Simmons: "Hey how about this, how about we explore more than two square miles, before we jump to any conclusions."

 

Griff: "It was definitely nuclear weapons.  That's what did it.  And the explosions causes massive power outages which caused the failsafe to fail, which released a super bacteria from the secret labs-"

 

Simmons: "Oh, come on."

 

Griff:  "-That caused a huge plague and when the victims died they rose from the dead twelve hours later to roam the earth and feast on human flesh."

 

Simmons:  "What?"

 

Griff:  "A handful of gritty survivors from all walks of life were able to keep the legions of the infected radioactive undead at bay using only their wit and an inexplicable comprehension of agricultural science and engineering.  Everything was looking good.  And that's when the meteor hit."

 

Simmons:  "I think you've just quoted every crappy Hollywood apocalypses movie ever."

 

Tucker:  "Nah.  Hollywood doesn't understand "apocalypse".  They think that just one thing from everyday life goes away and changes everything.  Like in Road Warrior it was gas, and in Watterworld it was land."

 

Simmons: "What went away in the Matrix?"

 

Tucker:  "Sunlight."

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