All your butts are belong to me!

[GrandpaG]

* tries to look at his butt *

* can't turn that far *

* assumes it's OK *

* if rey wants it, she can have it *

:-*

[reyler]

I already own it and have license to do whatever I want with it, but you can wear it when I'm not using it for anything.

[GrandpaG]

OK.

Thanks.

 

 

* wonders when he'll need it *

Computer...gotta sit on something.

TV...gotta sit on something.

5:45am...gotta sit on something.

Meal time...gotta sit on something...unless it's an outdoors affair...then I can stand up to eat.

Driving...gotta sit on something.

Riding a horse...never do that...won't need it for that...ever.

Motorcycling...can't do that any more...no common sense...go crazy.

Playing guitar...only need it if I get tired of standing.

Playing keyboard...gotta sit on something.

* guesses he might use it now and again *

[reyler]

*steals Gwampy's guitar for an oar*

[GrandpaG]

Oh, NOOOO!!!

 

Not THAT!!!

 

ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

 

 

:o

 

:'(

[reyler]

*goes white water rafting with it*

[Zylazlo-]

*adds sharks to the river*

[Toy and Minion]

It's not as if you can truly tell what kind of bacon we taste like.

 

Hey, that's what I said!  >:(

[Zylazlo-]

You probably taste like swiss bacon...

[Toy and Minion]

I consider my self fried with BBQ

[Zylazlo-]

Nope, that's too big of a responsibility for you.

[Toy and Minion]

Really?  And what are you?  Clam?

[Zylazlo-]

Nope, I think I'm more like a bland flavor you know, chicken or something. Hot dog maybe?

[Toy and Minion]

Too plain.  Give yourself a little credit.

[reyler]

Zy you ninny, you taste like buttery pancakes, I thought everybody knew this.

[Toy and Minion]

I guess he never tasted himself to be sure.

[reyler]

I'm pretty sure I've fed him parts of himself before. i could check, but that's over nine thousand posts to go through, despite what my profile and member ranking say  >:(

[Toy and Minion]

Well, obviously he doesn't have taste buds.

[reyler]

*pulls out Zy's tongue and nails it to the door of the post office which doesn't work out too well because nowadays they all have glass doors*

[Toy and Minion]

Poor guy, he can't even taste his own blood.  :(

[Zylazlo-]

Tastes like strawberries!

[Toy and Minion]

There he is.

[Zylazlo-]

I'm always here.

[Toy and Minion]

Only, not always physically. 

[Zylazlo-]

I'm all about the spirituality.