Dexter coming to CBS

[Emperor]

Desperate times, they say, call for desperate measures. Such is the case with television during the ever-expanding writers' strike. So, CBS is thinking outside the box and planning on recutting Showtime's Dexter and airing it on the network. They think that it goes along with some of their other 'crime-themed' programming, like CSI.

 

Um, CBS, we don't know if you've ever actually seen Dexter, but it is a whole hell of a lot more dark and violent than any show you have ever come up with...except AfterM*A*S*H...that was brutal. Still, it will be fun to see just how much 'cutting' will have to be done so that you can get the censors to approve.

 

In the meantime, the good version of Dexter is still airing on Showtime.