Buffy and Angel quotes

[Guest Majsju]

Ok, you know it, it just doesn't feel like home without a thread like this. :D

 

Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

 

 

Willow: He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites. Well, for today, we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class.

 

 

Spike: I'm not lurking. I'm standing about. It's a whole different vibe.

 

 

Dawn: Like Tara. She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told Mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. Huh, I guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft.

 

 

Spike: Look at you.

Angel: Spike. Just turn around and walk away.

Spike: You're a...

Angel: Spike...

Spike: You're a bloody puppet

 

 

Angel: Stupid thread...stupid needle...stupid fingers!

 

 

Lorne: I hate to be the little demon that cried Apocalypse, Nowish, but..

[Guest Emperor]

I'll be in my bunk!

 

Err what.. is Joss Whedon.

[Noggy]

There's a thread like this on the Yellow Ajah board, but I'll repost some of the stuff I put over there:

 

 

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Cordy: Lemme break it down for you, Fred. (imitating Buffy) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you're a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together, but --

 

Wesley: (imitating Angel) But... my gypsy curse sometimes prevents me from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy...

 

Cordy: Yes, Angel?

 

Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.

 

Cordy: And just because I sent you to Hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.

 

Wesley: Or possibly more?

 

Cordy: Gasp! No! We mustn't!

 

Wesley: Kiss me!

 

Cordy: Bite me!

 

Angel: (entering) How about you both bite me?

 

Fred: You're back!

 

Gunn: How'd it go?

 

Angel: I think those two pretty much summed it up.

 

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Angel: Where is she (Darla)?

 

Wesley (all beaten up): She got away.

 

Gunn (also beaten up): We tried to stop her by hitting her fist and feet with our faces.

 

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Spike: I had a relationship with her (Buffy), too!

 

Angel: Okay, sleeping together is not a relationship.

 

Spike: It is if you do it enough times.

 

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Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.

 

Spike: Buffy ran you through with a sword!

 

Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.

 

Spike: She killed you. I helped her - that one counts as mine!

 

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Angel: (standing in the middle of sunlight) Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?

 

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Angel: No problem here. Walkin' in the sun. Do it all the time.

 

Wesley: Yes, we're all heartily aware that you're not on fire.

 

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Fred: (seeing the Angel puppet for the first time) Angel, you're . . . cute!

 

Angel Puppet: Fred, don't.

 

Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair . . .

 

Angel Puppet: Hey! You're fired.

 

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Sahjhan: Thank you, mortal, for releasing me from my cursed prison. In gratitude, I grant you three wishes.

 

Connor: Really?

 

Sahjhan: Nah. I'm just messing with you.

 

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Spike: So far, I've established that she (Illyria) can hit like a Mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time, and . . . possibly talk to plants.

 

Illyria (to Angel): I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.

 

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[Guest Emperor]

Oh man, those are good choices. It makes me want to watch the series all over again... OOO shiney penny

[Guest Segurant]

Bunnies, Bunnies, IT MUST BE BUNNIES!........or maybe midgets.

[Guest Emperor]

Well now you are just singing. I have the buffy musical on my ipod too...

[Guest Segurant]

yeah nothing beats sitting in traffic singing Once More with Feeling.

 

 

"I touch the fire and it freezes me....."

[Guest Emperor]

Errr, I dont sing it in public. One day I hope to get laid again you know.....

 

 

*mind wonders off into the distance*

 

One day....

[Guest Segurant]

Just use the blue ter'angreal of lurve!

[Guest Majsju]

Bloody brilliant, got it on my computer:)

 

ANYA: When things get rough, he just hides behind his Buffy.

Now look, he's gettin' huffy.

Cause he knows that I know.

 

XANDER: She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy.

She never...

 

ANYA: His eyes are beady!

 

XANDER: This is my verse, hello? She...

 

ANYA: Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

[Guest Emperor]

I was soooo totally shammed out of that Survivor contest. How could you vote against my terangreal?

 

Mmmmmmm

[JenniferL]

Just use the blue ter'angreal of lurve!

 

Does that mean we'd have to give it back?

[Guest Emperor]

That's hot!

 

I was wondering where I put that, but I guess you keep it now that you have used it.

[Guest Segurant]

That is easy. Shannan is better looking. I know. I have no shame.

[Guest Emperor]

Oh I am hitting the gym three times a week... I bet you toss a pen to the floor next time you see me just to check out the goods.

[Guest Segurant]

Oh don't worry I wil.....I mean KAT will!

[JenniferL]

I know who's tummy I'm going to be rubbing!

[Guest Emperor]

Didnt we go over this... my tummy is higher.

 

Cha ching!

[JenniferL]

Pssht. I'm not interested in your FACE.

[Guest Segurant]

Dude you couldn't reach his face if you tried.

[JenniferL]

Which is why I stick with the tummies. So there.

[Guest Emperor]

Ouch! Even if my I look like David Hasslehoff? Hmmm!!! I thought so!

[Guest Segurant]

why would you want to look like David Hasslehoff? Are you coaching a German Dodgeball team?

[Guest Emperor]

Ok you got me. *flexes and kisses his guns*

 

Oooo baby!

[Guest Majsju]

Back on topic, you scoundrils!

 

Angelus: Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.

Spike: Why don't you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.

Angelus: Lacks... poetry.

Spike: It doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?

 

 

Willow: Is there anything you don't know everything about?

Giles: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.

 

Xander: Will, honey… R.J.’s a guy.

Willow: I did notice that, yeah! It’s why I’m doing my spell, because, you know, he doesn’t have to be!

 

Riley: What can you tell me about Dracula?

Spike: Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing.

 

 

Xander: (to Willow) So whatcha been doin'? Doing spells? (to Oz) She does spells with Tara.

Oz: Yeah, I've heard about that.

Xander: Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell... and then I do a spell by myself.

 

 

Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.

Cordelia: I stand corrected.

Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

Cordelia: Thank you.

 

Anya: For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math.